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Spencer Pratt Arrested in Costa Rica, Breaks the News to the Media Himself
It’s been confirmed: sex tape stealing self-styled Survivorman, Spencer Pratt, was indeed arrested in Costa Rica for fire arms possession after he ‘accidentally’ brought… hunting rifles to the airport in a failed attempt to create an ‘endlessly...
Dictator’s Daughter Shows at Fashion Week
Although the cliched terms ‘suffer for fashion’ and ‘fashion nazi’ have often been abused, one designer showing in New York this Fashion Week has, somehow, made them seem uncannily appropriate. And, being tabloid hacks, who ...
Kramer Beats a Photographer.
In a situation that sounds more than slightly like a storyline from from the 90s sitcom Seinfeld, reports have surfaced that the sometimes mild mannered Michael Richards – better known as Cosmo Kramer“allegedly unleashed a devastating...
Lindsay Lohan Dyes Her Hair its Natural Color
In an attempt to return to her Parent Trap era innocence, Lilo’s new publicists (aka Britney Spear’s stunt media team) have recommended she dye her hair back to its natural color: red. Aside from the absurdity...
Watch Kim Kardashian Get Botoxed on National TV as Khloe Calls her Stupid
We’ve reached a watershed moment in the history of American culture television: Middle America’s favorite big-bootied, tabloid cover it-girl Kim Kardashian has agreed to grace our retinas with the first nationally televised celebrity botox treatment. Which can only mean...
Tony Blair Gets Confused: Accused of Plagiarizing His Memoir From a Movie.
Former English Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has been uncharacteristically silent (oddly enough considering he just penned a book about his life spanning 700 pages) following claims that he plagiarized a piece of his memoir from a film...
Florida Koran Burning Plans ‘Suspended’, Pastor Says “It’s Not the Time.”
In a move befitting a cult leader of far greater calibre, shortly after agreeing to ‘cancel’ his now infamous ‘International Koran Burning Festival,’ Messiah Reverend Terry Jones changed his mind again, saying that ‘It’s not the time’...
San Francisco Prison issues Condom Dispensers.
The media has been somewhat split, if a bit atypically, after news that San Bruno lockup, San Francisco's roughest sex retreat prison, has installed new condom dispensing machines to ensure that everything is on the up and...
Minka Kelly wants you to know she will do anything to make sure her pooch flies with her.
Why bother making the dog do dog tricks when you can get the passengers around you to do tricks?
Minka Kelly, star of "Friday Night Lights" can't stare out the window unless she knows her confidante Chewie...
James Franco Talks About Jerking off to Promote His New Film In Which He Chops His Arm Off
As though the Heidi Montag/Karissa Shannon Sex tape film didn't have us all already playing with ourselves enough in all-consuming anticipation, in a recent interview, James Franco admits he jerks it 'four or five times' a day.
If...
Lady GaGa’s Meat Bikini: Too Busy Wearing Food to Eat it?
Lady Gaga, no longer content with simply being gawked at like a piece of meat (much less filleted like one by critics), now has taken to wearing it on this month's juicy cover of Japanese Men's ...
Florida Church to Hold International Koran Burning Festival on 9/11
It’s time to get out your matches and join Reverend Terry Jones as he seeks to start the biggest bonfire this side of the twin towers. The combustible fuel? As many spare Koran books hidden under...
Does Justin Bieber Really Have ‘Racks of Twitter Servers Dedicated to Him?’
As reports continue trending that Justin Bieber accounts for 3% of all the server resources on Twitter, we should consider whether such reports have any veracity.
The pandemonium all started when, as Billboard reports, A designer named Dustin Curtis chatted...
Indonesian Playboy Editor Faces Jail, Refuses to Come Out of Hiding
If publishing tasteful pornographic smut in America wasn’t fun hard enough, be thankful that you’re not in Indonesia: reports today state that Erwin Arnada, editor of Indonesian Playboy, has been forced into hiding after being found...
Derri Velarde: Copycat Acid Attack in Arizona, Second This Week – A Trend Forming?
We have reason for concern today, in light of a copycat acid attack in Arizona, the second such assault this week. The victim, Derri Velarde, who had been going through a divorce proceedings believes the incident,...
