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Should you be renting your derriere to KFC too ladies?
Aren't you happy that another corporate entity is getting to objectify your sexuality?
Kentucky Fried Chicken Finger lickin’ what’s gud people has just initiated a new advertising campaign, the premise of which takes advantage of svelte ladies...
Pets are now getting fatter courtesy of their owners.
Isn't it time you went on a diet?
Have you been noticing that pets are generally getting fatter these days? Of course you have, which us has wondering what will it finally take to get you to all...
No mercy for Teresa Lewis. Death penalty ordained.
Will Teresa be spared a lethal injection come before Thursday?
The case of Teresa Lewis has begun to strike a chord both here in the nation and strangely enough in Iran as well, as a consequence of...
Parasite Hilton is detained in Japan.
Life is starting to become cumbersome for the world’s collective hero, Parasite Hilton, following reports that Japanese authorities have detained her at Narita airport, Japan. The reason? Japanese law allows that it can renege entry...
Horrorcore Rapper Pleads Guilty to Farmville, VA Slaying
One young horrorcore rapper, Richard McCroskey, 21, who’d posted tracks about murder on his Myspace, pleaded guilty today to slaying his online girlfriend and three others in the rural town of Farmville Virginia one year ago.
Reports...
Caffeine Killer Strangles his Wife with a Power Cable After Too Many Sodas and Diet Pills
Be wary in that cafe around you – could you, as you’re reading this, be surrounded by potentially psychotic ‘caffeine killers?’
We’ve all felt a little crazy jittery after three (or four) espressos and no...
Should Dina Lohan finally get a job?
When the children are too broke to support you.
Dina Lohan, mother to social pariah phenomenon Lilo has publicly been contemplating her financial fate of late. With her main bread winner, 'Lilo Coco-policious' more than likely heading back...
The ‘Bling Ring’ Steals Estimated $3Million from Celebrity Homes
The rise of the new Hollywood thief.
With the outward mobility of America’s ruling elite, Hollywood super stars, comes a new phenomenon, that of youth targeting the new uber class for a share of their...
‘Koran Hero’ Jacob Isom Realizes the Average Man’s American Dream of Becoming a PR Stunt Monkey
With the recent redefinition of the prerequisites for instant American celebrity excess success, Hollywood and its cock eyed twin brother the tabloids have been scrambling to create a new subcategory of the American Dream to account...
Lilo gets caught with the good shit in her system.
A case study in a tortured soul.
Lilo is heading back to the slammer after weekly drug tests (a stipulation of her probation) detected dirty samples. Which begs the question, what’s eating our collective darling?
TMZ: TMZ broke the...
Society highness Nydia Vega Reeves busted.
Will you cry me a river…?
Our favorite (there always our favorite when they get caught misbehaving) social squirrel Nydia Vega Reeves was arrested today for swindling the A- listers she coveted. Which begs the question would ...
‘I’m Not There’ Director, Casey Affleck, Claims Joaquin’s Rap Transformation Was Fake.
Today "I'm Not There" director Casey Affleck claimed that his hip hop documentary is not only fakery, but that Joaquin really has been acting all along."It's a terrific performance, it's the performance of his career," he told...
Acid Attack Victim Bethany Storro Admits Her Wounds were Self-Inflicted
The first victim in the series of copycat acid attacks recently, Bethany Storro, has admitted she inflicted her facial wounds upon herself and fabricated the story; this shortly before her scheduled Oprah interview.
The development, at...
Second Round of Ashton Kutcher Cheating Accusations, America Prepares for Demi’s Next Round of Twitpics.
21-year old Brittney Jones broke the news yesterday of her steamy secret sex romp with Ashton Kutchercouch, and all respectable news outlets have manned their battle stations for Demi’s inevitable Twitpic tittiepic response — her preferred...
Cassius Marcellus Cornelius Clay: Kanye’s New ‘Life Coach’
The Yale educated heir to the Clay family millions, has officially been ‘discovered’ by Kanye West just by chillin’ at his typical hangout spot, Barney’s New York. Which proves you can still be ‘discovered’ in America,...
