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Lindsay Lohan’s momma Dina reckons Lilo needs protection order against her dad Michael.

Michael, Lindsay and Dina Lohan. Via tmz.
Michael, Lindsay and Dina Lohan. Via tmz.

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This morning’s latest dribble courtesy of the Lohan camp is the pre ordained declaration courtesy of bat shit momma, Dina Lohan, that her daughter, Lindsay is in dire need of a court protection order against her father Michael Lohan.

Reports tmz: Sources close to the Lohans tell TMZ Dina’s taking her war with Michael to the next level — urging Lindsay to ask a judge for the protection order to stop her father from having any contact with her whatsoever … including phone calls, texts, and emails. 

Dina’s push to legally freeze out Michael comes on the heels of Lindsay’s tearful statement — on TMZ Live — that she is “done” with her father. 

Yet according to tmz’s sources, Lilo isn’t exactly too keen with Dina’s plans because she is the real person she needs permanent protection from thinks that may be going a bit too extreme.

Tmz go on to say that Dina has now also approached her other children, Cody, Ali and Michael Jr and tried to get them to go along with the plan, yet early signs are that the kids think momma is bat shit and just trying to use the kids as pawns against her ex are not budging.

Michael Lohan for his part thinks that Dina is the dangling piece of inflammable dog meat that is set to cause a wildfire in the children’s life, going so far as to say tell tmz that: ‘”I suppose Dina got wind that I want the court and Child Protective Services to investigate her!”

Wouldn’t it all be a lovely occasion if the plane that Dina and Michael Lohan were one day flying together over a magic billboard of Lilo in the rainbow suddenly found itself permanently trapped in another time dimension….?”

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