Looks like things might be getting real messy over there at the Lohan family clan as reports now released have Lindsay Lohan backtracking about her mother, Dina Lohan using cocaine, something that she was audibly heard telling Michael Lohan during a panicked phone call to her father earlier this week after her mother and limousine driver refused to let Lindsay out of the limousine they were traveling in back to Dina’s home in Long Island, NY.
Speaking to tmz (because a personal pr machine like tmz is just one phone call away) Lilo told the outlet that a ‘personal argument’ she had with her mother erupted leading to her calling Michael Lohan, her father in the hopes he could defuse the situation, which theoretically wouldn’t be a bad idea except for the part that Michael Lohan hardly registers as a competent role model let alone father figure, but alas that’s the best our Lilo has got.
Instead the phone call to dad only exacerbated the mother and daughter feud with a conniving dad then taping the call and then later releasing it (bixch has got to make the rent somehow right?) to tmz. Explains Lilo:
‘I think everyone kind of knows my father’s main objective has always been to discredit my mom and gain all he can to gain what he can from my name in a sensational and obvious hunger for fame,’
‘I’m ashamed for him. And it’s hurtful to me that he’s chosen this road to go with yet again.
‘It’s unfortunate that I can’t just call my dad and have a conversation,’
Then in an interesting turn of events (cause Dina has some shit on Lilo so them bixches are playing a mean game of extortion) Lilo does an about face and then tells tmz the following:
‘My mom does not do cocaine, clearly, and that’s a fact. She’s an amazing woman,’
Of course that’s as a bold of a lie as the universe staring at you and telling you it adores you and solely exists for your pleasure and will do anything you ask it to do especially if you give it one more bump for the road.
Then again what do I really know what Dina or for that matter Lilo like to shovel up their gizzards, for all I know it’s shattered shards of martini glasses which leads to the occasional brain cutting off to the syntax and overloading on the hysterics and bad bixch behavior department. But of course that’s just me guessing as I look over and over this tape.
Lilo then goes on to accuse her dad, Michael Lohan of then selling the tape to profit from it (Lilo please you understand a father has got to do what he has to do to pay the rent) as well as offering the following:
‘I really didn’t think he was recording me. He told me he wasn’t,’ she said.
‘The conversation – from what I’ve heard of it – a lot of it has been edited to what sounded better for his gain.’
Hmm, do you think?
Then there’s this via the dailymail.co.uk: Contrary to reports, the actress said her leg was not injured during the argument with her mother.
At one point in the recording Lindsay is overheard telling Dina: ‘This is what you do. You ruin people,’ before telling her father: ‘She’s like the f***ing devil right now. I have a gash on my leg from what happened.’
So maybe Lilo was just playing up for high sympathy jinks or maybe just maybe Lilo and Dina poured each other a stiff drink and hatched up a plan of how to retell what really went on once they realized that them bixch fighting amongst themselves isn’t necessarily the right look one would like to peddle to the world?
‘Daughters have fights with their moms. It happens a lot. It’s normal.
‘I lied about things that I said because I was angry and I was having a fight and I called my dad because who else am I going to call?’
In the interim Lilo has gone on to say she is ‘done’ with her dad (haven’t we heard this all before kids?) and that she is now urging daddy to seek counseling (I know I am ruefully smiling here cause we all know who really needs urgent counseling but then again I am not going to pretend I’m a family guidance counselor saving wounded young tormented souls from themselves and their inconvenient families).
In the interim Lilo has returned to Los Angeles denying rumors she rushed to leave NYC to get away from her bat shit crazy mother, Dina.
Instead the jilted starlet explained she simply ‘wants to keep working.’
Kids isn’t it time you got on the hotline and called Lilo to tell her your prayers and thoughts are with her:
1 800 LILO SAVE A CRACK HEAD