Lindsay Lohan would like to insist even though she enjoys the sight and smell of diamonds and other expensive jewelry, she did not put her paws on any whilst on a weekend sleep over. Did Lindsay Lohan steal the good shit again?
Looks like our collective ray of sunshine, Lilo is in hot water once again (I’ve arrived to the conclusion that it’s a calculated rouse to forever keep her in our collective consciousness) as authorities have sought to question the actress with respect to expensive jewelry that went missing over the weekend, the same time Lilo was a houseguest.
tmz: According to sources, Lindsay slept over at the home in question Sunday night after a small get together — along with several guests — and when everyone woke up this morning, the owner of the home claimed expensive jewelry had been stolen from the property.
Law enforcement sources tell us, police were called to the home and interviewed everyone inside, including Lindsay
At present our collective hero is not under suspicion even if the chipmunks underneath the floorboards are all bouncing up and down giggling; ‘bixch got one more over you fools…’
If only you too could be a media whore with a tainted history that sparkles every time something crashes, is stolen, bruised, mutilated or of course ‘just borrowed….’