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John Travolta attempts to give his wife a heterosexual kiss. Fails miserably

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John Travolta and Kelly Preston. Kelly: 'Yes Johnny, just like the way we last did it in 1989.''
John Travolta and Kelly Preston. Kelly: 'Yes Johnny, just like the way we last did it in 1989.''

At least John Travolta tried last night to give off the impression that he has kissing games with his wife and that the world crashing around him hardly means a thing.

There amongst fellow cast for the camera boys and girls for soon to be released ‘Savages’ John Travolta tried his very best to affect giddy nonchalance as the camera boys and girls strained to get a picture of his stellar wig and his fake wife, Kelly Preston as they dismally attempted to administer a fake kiss for the public. Nevertheless, Johnny tried, thought about sliding that tongue where he hasn’t in years and remembered Chi Chi from down the street might get jealous when he’d get home later that night.

At present Johnny finds his sorry ass being hounded by a new lawsuit (kids I’ve lost count after 37 suits in a weekend) and once again it involves him having something to do with sliding those tight shorts where they shouldn’t have necessarily have been.

Johnny never mind, at least the with all the free press you’re getting ‘Savages,’ ought to be the summer blockbuster your sexual rants have managed to be. Oh dear…

Kelly: 'That's right Johnny. Nice and gentle. Let's go for the cheek first.'
Kelly: 'Please Johnny, look into the camera for Pete's sake!'
Kelly: 'That's right Johnny, just imagine I'm Chi Chi from down the street.'
Johnny: 'Gosh Kelly, I can't wait to try this again next year...'
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  • Ms. M.

    Hahaha I love how you wrote this! Hilarious and AMAZING! Johnny is gross and Kelly Preston may as well be re-named Shanita … Shanita Quit! xx