Oh to be a family member in the Lohan clan.
Let’s be honest here, do any of them have their sh*t together? No, okay. Not even the grandma? Come on.
As we all know there are times when our mothers are there to help us get out of sticky situations, ya know, such as our SCRAM bracelet going off while attending an MTV Movie Awards after party. But not Dina Lohan, nope, the only way she’ll help a situation is by keeping her ignorant mouth closed and staying far, far away from her daughter Lindsay Lohan.
In an effort to explain exactly why Lindsay’s SCRAM bracelet went off while she was partying with the rest of the MTV attendees, Dina did what she does best: stuck her foot in her mouth telling Page Six, “She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet. She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn’t have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine.”
So, Lindsay’s SCRAM bracelet went off because someone’s liquor spilled on it and not because the gadget inspected alcohol in her system…keep telling your self that Dina. Gosh even Lindsay didn’t come up with such a shitty and unrealistic excuse like that, but what are mother’s for?
Apparently Dina has been living in a fantasy world that doesn’t involve the presence of her daughter because Lindsay as we all know is sunshine up Captain Frostie’s ass.
Source: Dlisted via Page Six