Tag: Public Nuisance
Kate Moss arrives at the Dazed and Confused party utterly drunk out of her mind.
Kids before we continue reading this article out of fairness to Kate I want you to all run to your liquor cabinet and start drinking back to back three of the best bottles of moonshine you can possibly find....
Justin Ross Lee would like to carefully explain how he has ended up bankrupt and a local embarrassment to...
Breaking news:
Bankrupt hustler/poseur Justin Ross Lee rumored to be pawning diamond ring
Last time my lips touched the golden name of Justin Ross Lee it was when I received a cache of images in my inbox of hunky Justin...
Marc Jacobs has Lindsay Lohan kicked out of his after party.
Lindsay Lohan will soon be moving to the North Pole.
Kids, I have to admit I'm snuggled under my blankets (after all it's a brisk September Friday morning here in NYC) with a 2 ton tequila choc chip ice cream...
It’s time to meet Friday morning’s hawt mess: Paz de la Huerta and her hangover…
How many tequila sombreros can you stack under your lipstick liner?
Kids, the above picture is a picture of Paz moonlighting as an actress a human being. Taken at the recent premiere for the second season of Hoardwalk Boardwalk...
Lindsay Lohan has paparazzo thrown out of fashion tents.
America's favorite media whore scored a big win over a paparazzo at yesterday's Cynthia Rowley fashion show.
Reports the NY Post, Lohan was set to take her seat just before Rowley's show was set to commence when a paparazzo leapt...
Lindsay Lohan to judge; ” I can’t afford counseling but I sure can afford $1200 Louboutins.”
How many designer shoes can you buy for $1200?
Kids the surreal tele drama called " This is my deranged life, courtesy of a whacked Valley Girl with a deviated septum," just keeps getting whack.
Why?
Let's all head...
Countess LuAnn; An impeccable ‘chic’ disaster.
Sunshine don't live here anymore...
Kids, the Countess has finally come out with her latest conundrum to the good life:'Chic, c'est la vie,' and if you're into fornicating with gold tipped...
Guess which drunk bitch this is?
Lilo this midnight hour is scraping the pavement with her tonsils...
Mercy us, the saliva sliding off the pavement and all the way to our dorm seems to have a distinct odor to it. What kind of odor you...
Say goodbye to Lindsay Lohan. Oh the tears…
Say goodbye to Lindsay Lohan.
Grunt, sigh, moan, despair, wheeze and sigh again, pass me a shot of moonshine. Today the airwaves are awash with the news that America's favorite metaphor to disillusionment and over the top behavior actress 'Lindsay I...
CoCo Sheen rushed to hospital after partying.
How much blow can Charlie manage?
In the latest installment of the CoCo Sheen train wreck we find our collective hero rushed to the emergency ward and the world feinting in disbelief. Why you wonder? Go grab yourself an empty...
Octomum decides she’s going to write a book to stave off eviction.
What would you do- write a book or star in a porn flick?
We hear in the latest installment of Octomum’s perilous dilemma of ‘should I do a porno flick or go homeless,’ Octomum is...
Spencer Pratt Arrested in Costa Rica, Breaks the News to the Media Himself
It’s been confirmed: sex tape stealing self-styled Survivorman, Spencer Pratt, was indeed arrested in Costa Rica for fire arms possession after he ‘accidentally’ brought… hunting rifles to the airport in a failed attempt to create an ‘endlessly...
It turns out Teresa Guidice hid major assets while filing for bankruptcy.
Is anyone really surprised?
Kids, me and the chipmunks, like you are in shock that our favorite New Jersey Media whore Teresa Guidice (sorry Danielle Staub, you had your run while it lasted) has been linked to possible...
Pee Wee Herman is now a Huffpo blogger. Will the children cry?
Pee Wee Herman, pop culture’s most lovable man-boy, has entered the digital age; and he has taken to the internet, writing blog posts in an attempt to revive his comedic career. Digital media is Pee Wee’s...
Are you ready for the Levi Johnston reality show?
Bristol Palin’s Baby Daddy isn’t done yet. In fact, he’s just making the next logical step on his road to media whoredom. What do you do when you have been in Playgirl, on multiple national tabloid...
