Tag: Michael Lohan
Lindsay Lohan now insists that mother Dina is not a cokehead.
Lindsay Lohan to get restraining order against Michael Lohan who now seeks conservatorship.
Lindsay Lohan’s mama Dina Lohan would like remind Michael Lohan he disgusts her.
Lindsay Lohan has her dad Michael escorted by police for trespassing.
Lindsay Lohan’s momma Dina reckons Lilo needs protection order against her dad...
Never mind, Lindsay Lohan and Dina now kiss and make up.
Lindsay Lohan to get restraining order against Michael Lohan who now seeks conservatorship.
Lindsay Lohan’s mama Dina Lohan would like remind Michael Lohan he disgusts her.
Lindsay Lohan has her dad Michael escorted by police for trespassing.
Lindsay Lohan’s momma Dina reckons Lilo needs protection order against her dad...
Dina Lohan makes a mess of things on Dr Phil show.
Of course Dina Lohan denies being drunk during Dr Phil interview…
Dina Lohan would like for you to understand that it has essentially always been downhill…
The chipmunks were biting at my ankles yesterday as we all sat down with the...
Of course Dina Lohan denies being drunk during Dr Phil interview…
What's a few drinks/lines amongst friends…?
Preferred media whore Dina Lohan's upcoming interview with Dr Phil (that bixch is sure popular these days) has drawn controversy after snippets of the interview set to be released in full on Monday depict...
Michael Lohan girlfriend Kate Major pregnant despite court order to stay away from her.
Kids it's time to rejoice as the jamboree club known as the 'Lohan fame trap,' is to soon take on a new member in the household. That's right, according to TMZ, Kate Major, on off bludgeon each other every...
Lindsay Lohan laughs off brutal Rosie O’Donnell assault calling her a loser.
Lindsay Lohan has no love lost for fellow loser Rosie O'Donnell.
Kids nothing brings more collective joy to my hears than watching two media whore wenches duking it out in a public forum. That said, it's time to introduce this morning's...
Michael Lohan would like to explain how he got arrested this time.
Like father like daughter.
Kids, let's take a deep meaningful longing look into those eyes and understand that it's all part of Milo's desperate cry for compassion, understanding, dollar signs and the resigned fate he will be our preferred collective...
Michael Lohan will not tolerate his little girl dropping the Lohan bit
Milo's got that sinking feeling.
It was bound to happen and now it has- Lilo will no longer go by Lilo - but just Li- short for Lindsay. Why? Because she's just realized all her problems lie in her surname,...
Lindsay Lohan disinherits her father (again) after he agrees to star in Celebrity Rehab.
America's favorite 'reality' saga shows no signs of abating.
Kids, me and the chipmunks have just spent the last 8 hours looking for our best neck ties in preparation of the imminent debut of reality junkie Michael Lohan on the...
Michael Lohan feared to have a heart attack.
Has Milo finally hit a wall?
It was bound to happen and in fact it has. Reports are making their way round that Michael Lohan, the traveling opportunist businessman, may have suffered a heart attack today in Hollywood. So concerned...
Michael Lohan avoids jail for the time being.
The chipmunks in Milo's closet are sighing with relief.
Michael Lohan has been spared the fate donned on his daughter Lilo this morning when his ex fiance who he kick beat her face in...
Do Americans Have Culture?
There are times when I fret over the state of American culture. It was recently announced, for example, that Justin Beiber is coming out with a memoir entitled “First Step 2 Forever”. Not to over-dramatize it,...
Michael Lohan is now getting ready to go to jail too.
The Lohan family is one very happy mess.
You couldn't script this in a movie, but then again who needs script writers for America's very favorite preferred media whore family - "The Lohans," where every minute is...
The Lindsay Lohan reality show is about to air.
How long can you hold on without puking?
According to the NY Post, Dina Lohan and her dream team will soon be appearing on your TV screen ad nauseum courtesy of her planned reality show 'I can fart louder than...
Michael Lohan to open nightclub in the Hamptons.
How to live off your daughter's fame.
According to the NY Post this afternoon, media whore and distressed father of number one media whore in America- Lindsay Lohan is set to open a nightclub this summer in the...
