Tag: media whore
Supermodel Heiress Lydia Hearst to Play LiLo in Roman à Clef Role
Though she's not British, as the Daily Mail would have you believe, Lydia Hearst-Shaw, once New York's most inimitable heiress gossip columnist prodded (courtesy of page 6), second most beautiful woman, and third most marketable media...
The top ten hottest guys of NYC: 2010.
Pursuant to our recent article the top ten most beautiful women of NYC (an adjunct to Ms Alexa Winner’s top 22 most beautiful women of NYC) we started to think if there could be a list for the...
Parasite Hilton wants to tell you about her motorcycling team.
How much fun can Parasite have dressed like a tightly clad toffee top twirled too many times?
Parasite Hilton this weekend past unveiled her latest media campaign to the world and instead of it involving little baggies of...
Vogue Russia’s January Covergirl is also Vladimir Putin’s mistress.
How to piss off your readers...
It looks like Vogue Russia's new Editor in Chief Viktoria Davydova who recently succeeds 'beloved' editor Aliona Doletskaya (styleite) has made a very horrendous interesting choice in the using of alleged (don't you...
Suggestions on how to live a glamorous life whilst dredged in poverty.
If there is one thing that’s a trifle inconvenient is that of being poor. Not just poor and penniless but begrudgingly verging on homelessness (think estate surfing), hungry and at the mercy of the barman for that extra shot...
The continued myth of Melissa Berkelhammer and the media.
Melissa Berkelhammer, suicidal socialite suffered two broken legs after car strikes her
Media it's a bitch, and you can't live with or without it. It's totally ingrained in the fabric of our times, an extension of our collective thoughts, aspirations,...
And so it continues- Darren Bettencourt insists his client Jill Zarin is not a Media Whore.
Media whores. That's one mouthful of a word, well strictly speaking 2 mouthfuls but that hasn't stopped publicist Darren Bettencourt who has single handedly (along with a bit of help from Jill herself) propelled Jill Zarin...
The new breed of Coke Whore.
In its most derogatory sense a coke whore is a 'slut' who offers herself up to a man in exchange for the promised elixir of cocaine.
In its most base terms it's a patriarchal relationship which qualifies...
The deceitful tricks of pseudo celebrities.
It’s a Sunday afternoon and I get a phone call from a publicist who shall remain nameless who wants to know if it’s possible I can send a couple of photographers over to GIRASOLE, a ...
Desperate for Coke, Lilo Escapes From Rehab
Hide your straws, our lovely Lilo's been caught sneaking out of rehab and, once again, scored some of the sweet stuff in an attempt to get her Coke fix as, reportedly, her rehab facility prohibits television,...
Chilean Miner Yonni Barber Becomes the First to Capitalize on His Extra-Marital Affairs with the Help of Media Coverage
As we can see from his 'brave' decision to ask "both his wife and his mistress to greet him on reaching the surface," recently rescued Chilean miner, Yonni Barrios, the group's 'doctor,' apparently has his way...
Lilo gets a ‘get out of jail’ free card.
'Look Ma, no hands!'
In what’s turning out to be more of a dramatic performance than any movie roles our collective hero could’ve hoped to land – news outlets have reported that Los Angeles Superior Court Judge ...
Octomum decides she’s going to write a book to stave off eviction.
What would you do- write a book or star in a porn flick?
We hear in the latest installment of Octomum’s perilous dilemma of ‘should I do a porno flick or go homeless,’ Octomum is...
Should Dina Lohan finally get a job?
When the children are too broke to support you.
Dina Lohan, mother to social pariah phenomenon Lilo has publicly been contemplating her financial fate of late. With her main bread winner, 'Lilo Coco-policious' more than likely heading back...
Lady GaGa’s Meat Bikini: Too Busy Wearing Food to Eat it?
Lady Gaga, no longer content with simply being gawked at like a piece of meat (much less filleted like one by critics), now has taken to wearing it on this month's juicy cover of Japanese Men's ...
