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Lindsay Lohan to judge; ” I can’t afford counseling but I sure can afford $1200 Louboutins.”

How many designer shoes can you buy for $1200? Kids the surreal tele drama called " This is my deranged life, courtesy of a whacked Valley Girl with a deviated septum," just keeps getting whack. Why? Let's all head...

Countess LuAnn; An impeccable ‘chic’ disaster.

Sunshine don't live here anymore... Kids, the Countess has finally come out with her latest conundrum to the good life:'Chic, c'est la vie,' and if you're into fornicating with gold tipped...

Heidi Montag: How I managed to finally look better in my pink bikini. 14 times 7.

This summer Heidi Montag's abs will be able to repel a fury of pelting quarters. dailymail.co.uk: She was already skinny, but reality TV star Heidi Montag claims to have recently shed 27 pounds by spending more time at the gym...

It’s time to meet Tinsley Mortimer’s new love interest.

Another chapter in the ongoing world of a media whore. Interestingly enough Page 6 has come out with a feature on Tinsley Mortimer's dating life- cause as you all realize nothing beats real news like the...

Which celebrity ended up wearing the shortest dress at the MTV Movie Awards?

It will only be a matter of time before Emma Watson and Selena Gomez tear each other's hair out... Nothing reeks more of glamour than a photographer clicking away, a...

The Top Ten “Step and Repeat” Offenders of NYC.

Step and repeat. It's a hustle but then again someone has to do it and to be sure there a...

Lindsay Lohan disinherits her father (again) after he agrees to star in Celebrity Rehab.

America's favorite 'reality' saga shows no signs of abating. Kids, me and the chipmunks have just spent the last 8 hours looking for our best neck ties in preparation of the imminent debut of reality junkie Michael Lohan on the...

Johnny Weir wants you to know this NY Fashion week he is going to make you swoon.

This season's top contender for ubiqitous  fashion whore belongs to figure ice skater, Johnny Weir. Why you wonder? Because when Johnny finishes showing you the size of his peens you will intimately understand. insideavenue.com: There is always a celebrity that...

Malik So Slick- In search of a Handbag.

  Last night saw us and the chipmunks in our handbag rushing in frost bitten weather to scurry up to the visage of media whore invincible Malik So Chic (Slick) in the anticipation of his new gimmick - Pampered Royale-...

Say goodbye to Lindsay Lohan. Oh the tears…

Say goodbye to Lindsay Lohan. Grunt, sigh, moan, despair, wheeze and sigh again, pass me a shot of moonshine. Today the airwaves are awash with the news that America's favorite metaphor to disillusionment  and over the top behavior  actress 'Lindsay I...

The top 10 most likely suspects you can expect to see sitting front row at NY Fashion Week.

As we approach the upcoming 2011 IMG Mercedes Benz fall fashion shows speculation is rife as whom will get to sit the coveted front row fashion seats. After all, it is often understood that distinction (so I have been...

Patti Stanger wants to explain to you how you suddenly became despised.

  We think our dear friend Christopher London (see comments )  said it best when he called her a Jappy Russian Hooker/Madam... Ah, yes, we’re talking about Patti Stanger again, kids. She NYC’s newest media madam whore , and she’s still ruining lives matchmaking before our very eyes. Let’s...

Ted Williams wants to show you exactly where his daughter punched him.

Ted Williams is well on the way of becoming America's new favorite media whore . In a sign of how surreal life in America really is, Ted Williams who just over a week was a scraggly homeless bum panhandling on the...

The Kardashian Prepaid MasterCard will no longer exist in your purse.

    Gather round and grab your popcorn. Let’s see how Kris get’s the KKK, the Armenian ones, sillies, out of this one. Sorry, it’s not naked photos or sex tapes this time. This time there is $75 million dollars at...

Our top 5 predictions for 2011: The rise of media whoredom, social networking and the haves vs the have...

As we trod on firmly on to the new year, we've been thinking about some of the trends/instances that we should be on the look out for and frankly believe will become part of our daily regiment.  With the dizzying...