Tag: Lindsay Lohan
Please Lindsay Lohan what’s up with the double chin lately?
Kids, I promised myself I wouldn't hit under the belt but the chipmunks Fyodor and Vladimir kept tugging at my slippers and insisted that our collective hero has got some double chin problem action going on. After stepping back...
The courts heap praise on our hero Lindsay Lohan as a criminal reincarnate.
Kids, it's time to bring out the sticky cocoa bags, the chipped champagne flute glasses and salute towards heaven as Judge Stephanie sings in high octane her most agreeable pleasure with the sunshine from eternity called Lindsay "I too...
Breaking news: Lindsay Lohan finds her missing purse minus $10 000.
Lindsay Lohan’s only unairbrushed Playboy shot released.
Did Lindsay Lohan plant the story of a missing purse because she was offended there was not enough being said on her this weekend?
Yes kids, it seems half of America went into panic...
Lindsay Lohan Playboy entire photo spread leaked on line. Bye bye one million dollars.
Breaking Monday December 19, 2011;
My hero Lindsay Lohan would like to inform all you haters that her Playboy cover spread is selling like hot cakes at the news stands.
Please Lindsay Lohan what’s up with the double chin lately?
Lindsay Lohan’s...
My hero released from jail after only 4 and half hours. Pass me champagne!
The sun always smiles over Lindsay Lohan's crack pipe!
Kids, me and the chipmunks have broken last year's crate of cheap champagne and begun in the rejoicing of our collective hero's immediate release from a hard labor served jail time...
My hero Lindsay Lohan crashes J. Edgar movie premiere party and freaks A listers out.
Love don't live here anymore.
Kids there used to be a time when Lilo could whisper her name to the doorman, high five him a white rolled up $50 bill and waltz into any party her heart desired. That was...
My hero Lindsay Lohan is ordered to go back to jail.
Kids in some weird way justice today was served today but in the real world the justice dished out to our collective heroine amounts to a petty slap on the wrist courtesy of the jam packed jails that our...
Michael Lohan would like to explain how he got arrested this time.
Like father like daughter.
Kids, let's take a deep meaningful longing look into those eyes and understand that it's all part of Milo's desperate cry for compassion, understanding, dollar signs and the resigned fate he will be our preferred collective...
Oh no! Lindsay Lohan scores herself a 5th mugshot picture.
Michael Lohan: ‘I think my little girl is a crackhead.’
Lilo will always be my preferred hawt bixch.
Kids, take a solemn look at the above picture and you will notice the frothy double chin starting to set dour expression...
Lindsay Lohan would like to explain how she ended up looking like a fashion faux pas in overdrive in...
Michael Lohan: ‘I think my little girl is a crackhead.’
Oh no! Lindsay Lohan scores herself a 5th mugshot picture.
Kids, I've been standing in front of the mirror these last 3 hours and yet I still can't perfect the messed...
My favorite hero’s probation is revoked. Lindsay Lohan bail set at $100 000.
Michael Lohan: ‘I think my little girl is a crackhead.’
Lindsay Lohan would like to explain how she ended up looking like a fashion faux pas in overdrive in court today.
Oh no! Lindsay Lohan scores herself a 5th mugshot picture.
Kids,...
Lindsay Lohan, my favorite hawt mess is being sued again…
Kids it's time to sit in front of our collective TV set as the drama called how 'I became a megalomaniac fxck up,' resumes its next installment.
In this week's installment we find out how our heroine Lilo racks up...
Lindsay Lohan tries to buy $5000 worth of clothes with no money or credit. Security cameras watched her carefully.
She may be overseas, strutting it up for German designer Philip Plein but it seems our collective media whore, Lindsay Lohan left one unchecked puddle here in NYC before hightailing it after a miserable show of face during NY...
Lindsay Lohan is now living the life of a haute couture fashion model courtesy of designer Philip Plein.
Why bother with Hollywood when you can resurrect yourself as a haute couture sophisticated fashion model. Lindsay Lohan will always know better than you and infinitely achieve more than you. Sit back as she shows you how...
Kids, this is...
Gawd no! Don’t let this be Moma Lohan making out with the wicked wench of Crack-ville!!
Kids, I know, I know, it looks what it looks like but let me be the first to assure you it's really just two grown up adults expressing intimate approval of each other's existence through their locked lips and...
