Tag: Lindsay Lohan
Dina Lohan is very proud of her very hawt mess Lilo.
Where paradise begins and hell ends...or is it the other way around?
The world has been put oh high alert since Dina Lohanmade an appearance with Access Hollywood where the part time troubador (her lyrical pronouncements make your ears bleed)...
Lindsay Lohan’s face worse for wear; puffy and blotched.
Lindsay Lohan is a washout at only at age 25...
In an industry like Hollywood and being a 24/7 media whore, one's looks for the camera boy are invaluable. That said, pundits have been wondering again about one particular lass'...
Lindsay Lohan laughs off brutal Rosie O’Donnell assault calling her a loser.
Lindsay Lohan has no love lost for fellow loser Rosie O'Donnell.
Kids nothing brings more collective joy to my hears than watching two media whore wenches duking it out in a public forum. That said, it's time to introduce this morning's...
Video: Lindsay Lohan’s Changing Face – 25 Years in 60 seconds. The grief….
Kids, it's time to watch what is tantamount to a public service announcement against drug and alcohol use. Confused? Don't be. Just sit back and marvel as our collective heroine Lindsay Lohan's rapid life in the public consciousness over...
Lindsay Lohan is no longer a legal pariah. Will the public rebel?
Today the angels wept with joy and did quite lines behind God's back with the revelation that our collective hero Lindsay Lohan has been officially pardoned and is now no longer a legal pariah.
There to pardon her from legal...
Lindsay Lohan insists she is not a hit and run disaster.
Kids, me and the chipmunks are stumbling over ourselves this morning with the latest installment in the Hollywood tragi comedy called 'This is my reckless life starring me Lindsay Lohan.'
The object of our complete commiseration? Our living room hero...
Lindsay Lohan goes back to red. But is it just a ploy?
Kids, me and the chipmunks are smirking in disbelief and wondering what our collective heroine Lindsay Lohan is up to following the latest chapter in the mega grossing drama otherwise known as "America's favorite sweetheart would like to share with...
Lindsay Lohan turns out to be a complete flop on SNL.
Oh dear kids, for a moment the chipmunks, Fyodor and Mazeltov and I were prepared to suspend the unbelievable, pray against hope that somehow our collective hero Lilo could come back Saturday night and deliver the unbelievable, the fantastical...
Lindsay Lohan announces she is now clean. But what happened to her face?
If I stop snorting coco pops will I end up with a bloated face or is that the camera man shooting at me from a bad angle?
Kids, Lindsay Lohan is making news again with the latest revelations that our...
Lilo appears in court dressed like a Stepford wife. Inches away from freedom at last.
She did everything but hold back the tears. Lilo is finally Judge Stephanie's well behaved hawt bixch....
Kids, as you can imagine me and the chipmunks, Vladimir and Fyodor ( Mazeltov is taking a rest on account of having drunk too...
Lindsay Lohan gets into an altercation at the Standard hotel after accused of wearing a wig.
Bixches will be bixches.
Looks like my hero, Lilo didn't take too kindly at Purple magazine's fete this past Saturday night when a guest was said to have accused her of wearing a wig. Her highness being mortally offended and...
My hero Lilo arrives to NYC with a new poodle coat and what appears to be a pronounced...
Kids, I'm as giddy as the average New Yorker with the knowledge that our collective hero Lindsay Lohanhas once again graced us with her presence, just in time for yes you guessed it:'It's not NY Fashion week unless I...
Yippe my hero Lilo changed her mind and is now heading off to Dubai for star studded new year’s...
Will Lilo be packing her six pack?
FIrst it was I need to stay cuchie koo ( I know I made a mess spelling that but Lilo knows what I mean, she always know what I mean...) but after them...
This can’t be true? My hero Lilo turns down easy New Year’s Eve money…
Breaking: Yippe my hero Lilo changed her mind and is now heading off to Dubai for star studded new year’s eve bash.
I think it's better I stick to licking my wet plastic cocoa bags in the privacy of my...
My hero Lindsay Lohan would like to inform all you haters that her Playboy cover spread is selling like...
Lindsay Lohan’s only unairbrushed Playboy shot released.
Lindsay Lohan Playboy entire photo spread leaked on line. Bye bye one million dollars.
Lindsay Lohan has for once racked two good weeks back to back. But surely there must be some sticky wet...














