Tag: drugs
Entrepreneur plans to introduce medical-marijuana soft drinks.
As we predicted, here comes coverage of yet another questionable beverage whoring itself as a media spectacle and intentionally flirting with being banned – this one appealing to the medical marijuana crowd with '12 mind blowing ounces' of Canna Cola,...
A Columbian Cocaine Submarine Captain wants to explain how you get high.
Ever wonder how it is you exactly get access to the good shit? Captain Gustavo Alonso will now explain...
For most of you bitches getting white skid marks under your nostrils it’s just a question if you have the number...
My Adventures with a Crystal Meth Addict.
For anyone who has ever thought about using crystal meth or is may I offer you one piece of advice- do it quickly especially if death is in the back of your head....- Scallywag.
It’s a quarter past 8 in...
What your weed smoking choices really say about you?
It doesn't matter whether you smoke or not, it's how you smoke the good shit that says a lot about you...
Trying to figure out who you really are deep inside...
The joint man: What it says about you:...
Mephedrone- Your new legal high has finally arrived.
Making sure you are perpetually off your face in America.
Out of Britain today comes the intriguing tale of a 'fun' new drug that we already know you are going to be running into back alleys and ritzy disco ball...
What killed Brittany Murphy? Let the witch hunt begin…
What makes a young starlet die?
Since Sunday when actress Brittany Murphy was found deceased all sorts of speculation as to what actually led to her untimely death has been the rampant news. With initial explanations ranging from cocaine abuse,...
Brittany Murphy’s Death sets the paparazzi off.
A minute must have passed before TMZ were next to Brittany Murphy's death bed analyzing 'exactly' what had led to her death and what her death meant for America and by implication whether her recent lapse in work professionalism...
Massacre on the Upper West Side.
When violence is preferred...
This morning comes a horrific story of a triple homicide in supposedly one of the safest neighborhoods in New York City- the Upper West Side.
The details as according to the NY Post;
The holiday-season cheer of the trendy...
The Wooly- the best 1000 bucks I blew this weekend.
Achieving fame, notoriety and a hang over finally moves way downtown.
It's come to our attention that the newest place to turn up and pretend you are someone other than yourself is called the Wooly. Yes we kid you not. According...
Former Royal Harpist admits to double life as a junkie.
A Royal College of Music graduate who played at the wedding of Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall has been convicted of handling stolen goods while battling a drug addiction, reports the Times.
Jemima Phillips, 28, a former royal...
Alanis Morissette is a Pothead
Looking for inspiration in America.
According to an interview with High Times magazine, Alanis Morissette openly discussed her marijuana usage and put it up on a pedestal, as she praised the herb in aiding her with her creative process.
"I'm all...
Authentic Message or Gaga Flair?
There are a lot of musical mini-sensations around these days, but it is hard to see which of them, if any, is blessed with the sort of longevity that can allow them to last the distance. Our ears are...
Lindsay Lohan Cries Like Baby and Takes Other People’s Stuff.
Making America your door mat.
Part 347 of adventures with the crack/coke/grog/freak whore continue. Dedicated to keeping America in the loop of what Lilo does from the moment she gets up, we couldn't resist recanting the following piece of nasty...
Life in Mexican town has become total anarchy.
Sleeping with your AK machine gun under your pillow.
For most Americans, going to Mexico involves a 5 day gated get away to a fluffy destination somewhere in Mexico, accompanied by other like minded Americans in abundant attendance with your...
The etiquette of sharing drugs. A ten step plan on how to snort.
Staying high in America.
In case you didn’t know, doing drugs is an important aspect of contemporary life in America. This includes all the blunts you smoke, the crystal you blast, and all the valium you kick back. Of course,...
