Tag: cocaine
Dennis Quaid wants to tell you he was once a cokehead…
Time to catch up with a celebrity's favorite past misgivings.
In this week's Newsweek, actor, celebrity du jour Dennis Quaid reflects in a short essay his foray as a cokehead. Pay attention kids- Dennis has lessons to pass on to...
CoCo Sheen rushed to hospital after partying.
How much blow can Charlie manage?
In the latest installment of the CoCo Sheen train wreck we find our collective hero rushed to the emergency ward and the world feinting in disbelief. Why you wonder? Go grab yourself an empty...
Ex SF crime lab tech wont face charges of using seized cocaine for ‘personal’ reasons.
Is it a good idea to snort cocaine from seized police evidence?
Deborah Madden, an ex SF crime lab tech who was 'using' cocaine from seized police evidence for personal reasons has been doing cartwheels this weekend as she...
This year for Xmas CoCo Sheen got Santa to deliver some more blow.
Are you ready to party like a nihilistic rock star?
When faced with a choice to turning to turning up to back to back family events what do you do choose? Santa's special 'white' gift pack or a modicum of...
This weekend South Africa will be without Cocaine.
Biggest bust in South Africa's history lands 1600 kg's.
It's time to cancel that trip to South Africa kids. Why? Because all those preferred nutrients you like to choke up your nose wont be there this weekend or maybe for...
A Columbian Cocaine Submarine Captain wants to explain how you get high.
Ever wonder how it is you exactly get access to the good shit? Captain Gustavo Alonso will now explain...
For most of you bitches getting white skid marks under your nostrils it’s just a question if you have the number...
The new breed of Coke Whore.
In its most derogatory sense a coke whore is a 'slut' who offers herself up to a man in exchange for the promised elixir of cocaine.
In its most base terms it's a patriarchal relationship which qualifies...
Blow is about to become very very expensive in Australia.
Where will the Aussies now find the good times?
In case you didn’t know a gram of coco pops in Australia easily goes for $400 AUD (don’t ask me how I know – i just do…blah!),...
It’s confirmed, cocaine will now rot your skin too.
The downside of America's favorite hobby...
News released today lays claim to the idea that not only will consistent use of cocaine lead you to mistaking most of your life as a rock fest starring all your favorite...
Eating junk food is like snorting coke.
The wonderful ways you can become an addict.
What a relief it must be to the typical coke/crack head to know that s/he's not the only junkie on the block. Why? Because scientists have finally worked out...
‘Coke-tail’ waitresses are not always that easy…
The sleazy things that go in at nightclubs.
Could it be true? Cocaine, scantily clad cocktail waitresses and the club owners who lust after them? This seems to be the new take in a recent law suit filed by horrified...
Anthony Bourdain Sets fire to 6 tons of uncut Cocaine.
“There will be no Lindsay Lohan jokes,” says Bourdain, poking fun of the party girl while taking his bat to another kilo block of pure, Columbian uncut cocaine in an episode of “No restraint”. Once a chronic drug user,...
Celebrity, the new preferred religion.
Christianity, Catholicism, Buddhism, Judaism, Kabbalah, and now Celebrity-ism? In the day and age where the 9 o'clock news reports on celebrity scandals rather than issues that occur around the world, newspaper headlines read 'Britney's Meltdown' instead of 'War in...
What are your favorite celebrities doing on Thanksgiving?
Keeping up with nausea.
Just like you, we've been wondering what our favorite (two favorite if you must know) celebs are doing this Thanksgiving day. Shall we examine the hours together?
2pm When Lindsay Lohan wakes up from another night...
Williamsburg mourns the loss of another hipster.
When falling into elevator shafts is never a good career move.
According to pain-in-the-ass Gawker, Gerhardt Fuchs, a 34 year-old drummer that played in bands including !!! and Maserati, fell to a gruesome death over the weekend when he apparently...
