Should you be renting your derriere to KFC too ladies?
Aren't you happy that another corporate entity is getting to objectify your sexuality?
Kentucky Fried Chicken Finger lickin’ what’s gud people has just initiated a new advertising campaign, the premise of which takes advantage of svelte ladies...
Pets are now getting fatter courtesy of their owners.
Isn't it time you went on a diet?
Have you been noticing that pets are generally getting fatter these days? Of course you have, which us has wondering what will it finally take to get you to all...
No mercy for Teresa Lewis. Death penalty ordained.
Will Teresa be spared a lethal injection come before Thursday?
The case of Teresa Lewis has begun to strike a chord both here in the nation and strangely enough in Iran as well, as a consequence of...
Parasite Hilton is detained in Japan.
Life is starting to become cumbersome for the world’s collective hero, Parasite Hilton, following reports that Japanese authorities have detained her at Narita airport, Japan. The reason? Japanese law allows that it can renege entry...
Horrorcore Rapper Pleads Guilty to Farmville, VA Slaying
One young horrorcore rapper, Richard McCroskey, 21, who’d posted tracks about murder on his Myspace, pleaded guilty today to slaying his online girlfriend and three others in the rural town of Farmville Virginia one year ago.
Reports...
Caffeine Killer Strangles his Wife with a Power Cable After Too Many Sodas and Diet Pills
Be wary in that cafe around you – could you, as you’re reading this, be surrounded by potentially psychotic ‘caffeine killers?’
We’ve all felt a little crazy jittery after three (or four) espressos and no...
Should Dina Lohan finally get a job?
When the children are too broke to support you.
Dina Lohan, mother to social pariah phenomenon Lilo has publicly been contemplating her financial fate of late. With her main bread winner, 'Lilo Coco-policious' more than likely heading back...
Tibi 2011 Spring Collections.
As I sat waiting for the Tibi Spring 2011 show to start, I tried not to let extraneous circumstances cloud my vision and potentially taint my review. It was one of those Fashion Week days:...
Ralph Lauren: Goes West for Spring/Summer 2011.
The atmosphere at Ralph Lauren’s Spring 2011 runway show was enviable: there was a solemn air as the audience waited with baited, almost reverential breath to see the clothes. There were no celebrities or pseudo-celebrities courting...
Ivana Helsinki: Where the F**K is my Sailor?
Soft, melancholic and serene, Finland’s fashionista- butterfly sisters— Paola & Pirjo Suhonen— this past Thursday presented their collection courtesy of Ivan Helskini 2011 Spring/Summer in NY, never mind their pending legal dispute against Ivana...
Alexander Berardi Spring Summer 2011 -Breathless is a Tribe Called Hamptons.
The moment the first model stepped onto the runway of the Alexander Berardi Spring Summer 2011 Collection it faded and tarnished all memories of previous shows. Those beautiful, glossy shows of yesterday suddenly seemed like tattered...
Diego Binetti wows us Spring/Summer 2011.
Diego Binetti stated that he drew his inspiration for his Spring/Summer 2011 line presented last at New York Fashion Week on September 11 from Mother Earth. Binetti has embodied this in his gorgeous collection through...
Venexiana: Punk Prom.
There is no way the vibe from the Venexiana show can be translated into mere photos and text
. It may not be obvious from the pictures, but this Spring / Summer 2011 show was loud, in...
The ‘Bling Ring’ Steals Estimated $3Million from Celebrity Homes
The rise of the new Hollywood thief.
With the outward mobility of America’s ruling elite, Hollywood super stars, comes a new phenomenon, that of youth targeting the new uber class for a share of their...
‘Koran Hero’ Jacob Isom Realizes the Average Man’s American Dream of Becoming a PR Stunt Monkey
With the recent redefinition of the prerequisites for instant American celebrity excess success, Hollywood and its cock eyed twin brother the tabloids have been scrambling to create a new subcategory of the American Dream to account...
