How the internet came along and destroyed culture.
On the surface it almost sounds counter intuitive, that with the onset of the internet, more content, 24-7 of it, culture has been tampered with, with others even going so far as to say it has been destroyed. But...
String theory on a hunch by the beach.
"What are those nerds doing over there?" asks Jesmeen, a local teenager who just doesn't get it. Every Wednesday morning beach goers at Smith Point on Fire Island roll their eyes in wonder at a very unlikely sight.
Under a...
George Soros would like to explain how he stiffed his 28 year old ex gold digger girlfriend.
If I go to the press, will my billionaire ex boyfriend be forced to pony up change his mind about buying me a multi million dollar apartment? Or just how about suing his ass for $50 million for...
Aussie etiquette Queen declares that Aussie manners are an utter disgrace.
Will you please stop eating while you're on the phone with me Bruce?!
Nothing says more than uncouth says etiquette queen June Dally Watkins, who has made it her specialty observing Australians than the display of bad manners....
Woman faces up to 10 years in jail for stealing one 24 ounce can of beer.
It does not pay to ever steal in Idaho ever. Even a $1.50 can of beer.
Here's an interesting case. A woman walks into a store and whilst she is there decides to walk out with a single...
Welfare mother of ten insists that her 30 000 annual pounds allowance is not enough. Begs for handouts, but...
The plight of Moira Pearce has somehow caught the attention of the dailymail and its sister journals over there in the UK, which is to say her situation has either inspired the compassion of staff writers...
PETA claims Mars as their own meat-free colony
I was not aware that we were in the position to take dibs on planets yet, but hey, I’m fairly certain Oprah owns her own miniature world of man-made, continent-shaped islands, so why not?
It seems that PETA reps, via Mogulite,...
Vladmir Putin ‘luckily’ discovers two sixth century Grecian urns
Then a plane flew by trailing, “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” in skywriting, just in time for the photo op.
Thanks to Russian Prime Minister Vladmir Putin, archaeologists will finally get back those two missing urns be quite busy studying two newly discovered vases...
The tricky affairs of socialites who two time each other. Welcome to Brice Marden’s bickering bixches.
Oh dear, what to say, where to run to? It seems one of best kept secrets prizes in society, famed abstract painter Brice Marden has found himself in a tenuous position. What tenuous position you wonder? The ...
Protester who had fourth amendment written on his chest is set to challenge the TSA in court. Defining liberty...
Aaron B. Tobey’s lawsuit against airport and federal officials is underway, the 21-year-old Charlottesville man who stripped down to his underwear in protest of TSA’s unreasonable procedures, revealing the Fourth Amendment written on his chest.
The Richmond Times-Distpatch...
Drunkard urinates on eleven-year-old mid-flight
There are due causes for urinating on someone: getting stung by a jelly fish, made famous by Friends; if you’re dying of thirst in the desert, I suppose; if someone has recently gotten into ‘urine therapy’. You...
Meet Rev. Larson and his merry band of teenage exorcists
I do not know if you know this, but there is a worldwide shortage of exorcists at the moment, and the demand could not be higher. Luckily, Evangelist Reverend Bob Larson of Spiritual Freedom Churches International that seems...
Meet the dubious cast of Bravo’s New Socialite Reality show; Most Eligible (Socialite Whores)…
Kids, my ears are still ringing like battle scarred dustbins left in the path of a super sonic Boeing jet pursuant to the incredulous news that Bravo somehow licked a few crumpled dollars together to get off...
Late last week an anonymous tweeter began posting prototypical conversation overheard in the Conde Nast elevator. An intern tells...
“Things heard in the Conde Nast elevators do not stay in the Conde Nast elevators. Email what you hear to [email protected]
It seems there's an anonymous tipster over at the Conde Nast building going out of their way to...
Man who met woman through online dating site is held for questioning as woman who accompanied him is nowhere...
America will soon have a new did he or didn't she kill her case to entertain itself with for the balance of the summer.
Authorities at present are on high alert pursuant to a impromptu getaway that one woman, Robyn...
