What goes up must eventually, ahem come back down. This perhaps could be the best description of the latest inconvenience that has befallen our collective reality miscreant Kate Gosselin whom for a while thought she was going to be moving in next door at Buckingham palace. Alas it was not meant to be…
With her reality show axed (who could wonder why?) and the God Sheba of good fortune and expensive pedicures frowning on her our Kate has suddenly had to make do with downsizing her existence. And how.
Still a favorite on the tabloid circuit (isn’t it obvious why, the mullet hair transplanted into a beaver puff and accessories portends to the learned patina of a society gal on the go), reports have started to fly that Kate and her brooding chipmunks (bless their souls) have been forced to switch from 5th avenue trinkets to shopping at common vernacular outlets like Target, Bed Bath and Beyond. Such it seems are the disarming realities of no longer being welcomed by money buckets and the good moods of studio heads that once believed in the notion of letting Kate swim in $100 notes that Kate only ever thought was possible through stripping in back barns in the outlets of Pennsylvanian suburbs.
As the following photos show, Kate is seen awkwardly fumbling with discount coupons and the horrible reality of having to wear the same outfit two days in a row. Something that some of us have perfected with aplomb over the years, but as the awkward grimace on Kate’s face shows – the downsizing of her very own reality existence has yet to have hit the spot.
dailymail.co.uk: Kate, who appeared makeup free, looked just like a regular mother as she made her way from the shops with her purchases, a far cry from her glamorous look seen during the height of her fame.
As well as ensuring her home is well stocked the mother-of-eight also tweeted the she had been spending time helping her children with her homework.
She posted: ‘Good evening!Making my way thru 6 1st gr readers&their homework,dinner, doublebus pickup& 5th gr math! So so much homework!I’ll b up all pm!’ (sic)
Make up free and helping the kids with homework as opposed to wiping away at the champagne stains from last night’s premiere? Could this really be the new and improved downtrodden Kate and what are we, her devout fans in ardent commiseration to think now that our idol has been forced to reckon with day to day suffering necessities?
Surely some studio head must be scratching out his eyeballs wondering if a comeback for Kate can ever exist?
A source told the magazine: ‘She just completed more courses to renew her license.’
‘She has no clue how she’ll continue to pay for the kids’ private school and living expenses.’
Kate, who divorced her husband Jon in 2009, was worked as labor and delivery nurse until 2004 before she found fame as a reality TV star.
Oh dear Kate, when all else fails there’s always a job as a cashier or if inclined the odd occasional barn where fast money can be had with the blare of yesterdays repeats on autopilot as you shake against that dancing pole. Such are it seems the horrid realities of one day being the token media reality pretty penny and the next the disillusioned frump wondering where it all went…such is life in the shiny outlet called America’s disillusion avenue.
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Our societal choices helped to create “reality shows” and our conti ued allegiance to them created the circumstances leading to wthe divorce;hat has happened to the Gosselin family. Not the divorce; but the notiriaty and stress. The Kardashians are accustomed to notiriaty fame and they could care less if we like them or dislike them, as long as their ratings are high. The Gosselin family did not know how to cope, or use the benefits. They were caught up in it all. What the answers are to this newly created disaster after the reality shows are over; who knows. Some of the families sem to be doing well, despite their reality shows. Allison Mantee
I’m guessing kate did some investing. People that have big money coming in and still coupon aren’t spend thrifts. Kate will come up with a new way to make big money just watch her..