Coming at number 9 at the front row fashion whore list is the trouble maker kindred Tinsley Mortimer.
Despite Ms Mortimer’s collapse as a telegenic presence in your collective lives Ms Mortimer at this stage of the game has become a national treasure of the front row pandering and we suspect she has been very busy prompting the correct publicists (you bitches know whom you are- geesh more hate letters this afternoon-blah!) to ensure her legitimacy is served. It’s a hustle every princess north of 42nd street is embroiled in, and Ms Mortimer is always one for a hustle. After all she did place very highly as one of our preferred media whores of NYC.
That said, let’s hope the knives and fists don’t come out should Ms Devorah Rose and Ms Mortimer are erroneously seated 4 spaces too close to each other. Which serves to remind us- if you are a publicist reading this article (yawn) then due diligence would be to ensure that both these ladies are placed at the opposite sides of the landing plane or risk heavy dirty looks. But then again- who doesn’t mind watching the occasional dirty look passing on the silver screen? Not you dear scum sucker reader…
WHY I DON’T WANT TO GROW UP AND BECOME A REALITY STAR.
FORMER GUEST OF A GUEST PHOTOGRAPHER BLOWS WHISTLE ON CW’S ‘HIGH SOCIETY.’
