At number two– America’s favorite reality nuisance star- Kim Kardashian.
Yes- Kimbo as we have taken to calling her in the office will be in full throttle and in between sex takes, screaming matches between confused taxi drivers, and the paparazzi that will be clambering on each other’s shoulders to take pictures of her, our highness is sure to be a force to be reckoned with at this year’s fall collections.
The question will remain, will the cameras follow her as she hustles the front row or will she behave herself and dress in a complete outfit that this times leaves little to the imagination. But who needs imagination when it comes to Kimbo when you have false crocodile tears, hyper circulating magazine covers and the occasional rumor. Kimbo, me and the chipmunks making blueberry pancakes in the other room salute you and we can’t hardly wait for you to take your rightful place in the annals of banality.
THE KARDASHIANS: THE DESPERATE FAMILY?
It’s time to gawk at naked pictures of Kim Kardashian’s nipple.
THE KARDASHIAN PREPAID MASTERCARD WILL NO LONGER EXIST IN YOUR PURSE.
