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The top 10 most likely suspects you can expect to see sitting front row at NY Fashion Week.

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Trotting at number three will be downtown ‘hawtness’ Chloe Sevigny. Kids (pun intended) will be swimming in their portable vodka flasks to get a close up look of their hero who we’re willing to speculate will come dressed more fashion proxy than the 16 year olds who will momentarily pounce down the runway. 

As the current femme fatale and barfly of downtown finally enters to take her rightful front row place we can all expect to clap loudly and whisper in hushed tones amongst ourselves ( ‘Did she really blow Vincent Gallo live?’). Chloe will sit there oblivious, shaking her diamond drinking flask occasionally to make sure all that moonshine stays fresh as periodically scowls at the peons who will try with their mock moxie to upstage Ms Sevigny with their sneers. We guarantee you, Ms Sevigny’s sneers will be louder, wider and of course more photogenic. 

Let’s hope Ms Sevigny becomes the next fashion spokesperson on the block for one of her favorite grunge designers. Not that Ms Sevigny doesn’t let up on the irony that grunge is the furthest aperitif on her drinking menu. 

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