Making it number one as the fashion whore front row smack center is fashion’s one and only Sir Patrick McDonald (yes kids, me and the chipmunks think that Queen Elizabeth ought to knight Patrick any day now- he has to be sure been waiting an eternity).
Patrick who only came in at number 4 on our recent top ten fashion whore list (to his dismay…) will to be sure be a pivotal icon in this year’s pony spectacle ensemble.
A haute couture and entrenched poster boy for the likes of Duckie Brown, Richie Rich and any ‘hawt’ dame that knows better, Patrick is the symbolic gesture of good taste, refinement and uber presence. Cause whether you don’t mind inhaling Patrick’s cologne while you sit way all the way back in the sixth row or having his mascara slip along your sleeve Sir Patrick (as he will be forever known at Scallywag) is the rightful owner of front row persona and surely the Queen will soon come to realize that too. Oh Patrick we do love you…
