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The pathetic fixtures of New York High Society.

Tinsley Mortimer on the town, 'heel bitch.'

When wannabes and make believe lead to social promiscuity and nosebleeds.

What in the world is happening here? This is the question this author who actually (or rather unfortunately) gets to spend an inordinate amount of time in actual high society wants to raise. Lately the kids have been going at in rather vulgar terms to get their nozzles shamelessly in front of us all. And why? Because these kids, let’s name drop them together (courtesy of a Guest of a Guest, who from now I am going to refer as a Pest of a Guest…)- Tinsley Mortimer, Paul Johnson Calderon, Jules Kirby, Devorah Rose, Dale Mercer (mommy to ding bat Tinsley Mortimer), Dabney Mercer (little sister to ding bat Tinsley Mortimer), Malik So Chic (or as we really know Malik so Sick), Peter Davis and Alexandra Ospipow (latest wanna be famous for doing nothing except for the fact she bothered to turn up at Pest of a Guest’s kiddie site re-design show late last year) all ostensibly want to be shamelessly loved by you and hopefully offered lots of perfume, diamonds, free lunch and a job paying them lots of money for the sake of being self nominated fixtures of a vacuous society that Pest of a Guest religiously cavorts (and okay us too to some minor degree).

That said, let’s take the time to go over Pest of a Guest’s report about the analytics of what makes these collective goons (okay, I am personally fond of Devorah, we had lunch not so long ago,blah, blah…so I’m willing to excuse her to some degree), the people you should be watching out until death comes your way or rather when you finally throw away your twitter machine (blah, we hate twitter- really!).

In their report Pest of a Guest agree that there are a certain collective on the prowl looking for your collective attention and by extension free lunch and whom they nevertheless feel obliged (baloney kids) to vacuously report and follow. As quoted by Chiara Atik (whom I understand is a playwright, and can only bring false tears to this ex playwright himself…) the following:

Oh Lindsay, you'll get it right one day...



  1. These girls have a great time and are a great marketing tool for fashion companies, stop bein so jealous! Bob

  2. Your making these people more famous by even writing about them. I live in NYC and I’ve never even heard of them. Who cares? These people will always exist as long as our society remains somewhat in tact. They’ll never live in reality because they never know what it means to be uncomfortable or stressed. It’s not their fault just the way they were born. But their still humans dealing the cards they’ve got, though money comes with a huge price and I don’t envy them. Judging and calling them names is really immature and just makes you look bad. I would pay attention to myself and not buy into anything you don’t believe in, and forgive people, life is crazy.

  3. – good news- it looks like Scallywag is doing well– for this I am glad- good for him he works hard and he deserves it.

  4. I spent most of my life in Manhattan, and I’ve never heard of any of the people mentioned in the article…which is probably for the best. Are they really humans?

  5. show details 6:38 PM (18 hours ago)
    I actually do do good. I helped my friend Skye organize his life as an artist which has led to jobs with you. I do not date moneybags what so ever. Everyone I’ve ever dated I have been independent of. I have been with the same man for two years now we do not live together nor do we exchange gifts. It is ok to come from money as long as you give back and I do. I even run marathons, three the next coming Sundays if you would like witness or come run alongside me. Everything that was made to appear to be how I act was cut and pasted together. I was in shock. It was all to make Tinsley look like an angel and Dabney Mercer has lost me as a friend. I was completely blinded and used for their sakes. Have a heart and understand how these things work and sometimes people get used in the process. Clearly I did, and I’m humble enough to admit it. It is embarrassing and vile and I do regret ever trusting Dabney Mercer. Even her boyfriend Marc Koch told me that they were using me, but I chose to take her side.

  6. Wow, #1 I dont even know who these people are (except one) and it really amazes me that anyone would find an inch of interest in them.

    Well written and sadly reveling how true the old saying goes, “you can put lipstick on a pig – but it’s still a pig”!..

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