Wow- can we all do the rain dance kids? Does having money make me fantastic and lovable? Does it make me more lovable and editorial friendly if I have a big lock of blond mane and a profile that famed fashion photographer Bruce Webber or should we say paparazzo Patrick McMullan could maybe turn a trick on? Is this all it takes? Should we all now go on a hide and seek bender and seek all the other pretty girls who are desperately groveling for rich boyfriends and husbands to base their false dynasty on (so much for female independence and emancipation I say…blah, blah…)? And what’s this business with Olivia Palermo and Tipsy nearly breaking each other’s heels?
Stop it already? This does not count for news or anything inspiring? It’s all just pretentious reporting, and really Gawker (of course I prefer Stalker), Pest of a Guest and the NY Gutter (otherwise known as the NY Post) should step out of the way. Of course that is heresy to even ask, because we all know at the end of the day, these are the ‘fun, mean’ things you illiterates enjoy reading about.
Next train wreck? Paul Johnson Calderon. Now, who the hell is this faggot? As quoted by Pest of a Guest:
Claim To Fame: PJC started working for Paper Magazine, but gained more attention when by dating Tinsley’s (half) Brother-In-Law, Peter Davis, and hanging around with Jules Kirby.
For crying out loud, get this buffoon out of our sight. Paper Magazine? That outdated journal run by queen fag- Mickey Boardman from the midwest? Please, who cares? What do they ever write about that is remotely stimulating, and who cares about some fag dating another fag? Really, stop it, you are offending this author’s and by extension humble society’s sensibilities. We are no longer in high school or in the back of some faggot bar looking to get picked up. That said, I love all you fags, and some of my best memories whilst growing up in Sydney, Australia as a university lad was dancing to Kylie Minogue with a bunch of queers at the Oxford Bar in Sydney’s notorious gay district. But at least the Aussies, have the decency to let the fags go on with their lives without being micro media managed by boors like Pest of a Guest and by extension Stalker and the other no gooder (NY Gutter). A collective blah to you all!!