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The pathetic fixtures of New York High Society.

Paul Johnson Calderon and socially unacceptable Kristian Laliberte.

Wow- can we all do the rain dance kids? Does having money make me fantastic and lovable? Does it make me more lovable and editorial friendly if I have a big lock of blond mane and a profile that famed fashion photographer Bruce Webber or should we say paparazzo Patrick McMullan could maybe turn a trick on? Is this all it takes? Should we all now go on a hide and seek bender and seek all the other pretty girls who are desperately groveling for rich boyfriends and husbands to base their false dynasty on (so much for female independence and emancipation I say…blah, blah…)? And what’s this business with Olivia Palermo and Tipsy nearly breaking each other’s heels?

Stop it already? This does not count for news or anything inspiring? It’s all just pretentious reporting, and really Gawker (of course I prefer Stalker), Pest of a Guest and the NY Gutter (otherwise known as the NY Post) should step out of the way. Of course that is heresy to even ask, because we all know at the end of the day, these are the ‘fun, mean’ things you illiterates enjoy reading about.

Next train wreck? Paul Johnson Calderon. Now, who the hell is this faggot? As quoted by Pest of a Guest:

Claim To Fame: PJC started working for Paper Magazine, but gained more attention when by dating Tinsley’s (half) Brother-In-Law, Peter Davis, and hanging around with Jules Kirby.


For crying out loud, get this buffoon out of our sight. Paper Magazine? That outdated journal run by queen fag- Mickey Boardman from the midwest? Please, who cares? What do they ever write about that is remotely stimulating, and who cares about some fag dating another fag? Really, stop it, you are offending this author’s and by extension humble society’s sensibilities. We are no longer in high school or in the back of some faggot bar looking to get picked up. That said, I love all you fags, and some of my best memories whilst growing up in Sydney, Australia as a university lad was dancing to Kylie Minogue with a bunch of queers at the Oxford Bar in Sydney’s notorious gay district. But at least the Aussies, have the decency to let the fags go on with their lives without being micro media managed by boors like Pest of a Guest and by extension Stalker and the other no gooder (NY Gutter). A collective blah to you all!!

Mickey Boardman to the right 'playing with his beads.'



  1. These girls have a great time and are a great marketing tool for fashion companies, stop bein so jealous! Bob

  2. Your making these people more famous by even writing about them. I live in NYC and I’ve never even heard of them. Who cares? These people will always exist as long as our society remains somewhat in tact. They’ll never live in reality because they never know what it means to be uncomfortable or stressed. It’s not their fault just the way they were born. But their still humans dealing the cards they’ve got, though money comes with a huge price and I don’t envy them. Judging and calling them names is really immature and just makes you look bad. I would pay attention to myself and not buy into anything you don’t believe in, and forgive people, life is crazy.

  3. – good news- it looks like Scallywag is doing well– for this I am glad- good for him he works hard and he deserves it.

  4. I spent most of my life in Manhattan, and I’ve never heard of any of the people mentioned in the article…which is probably for the best. Are they really humans?

  5. show details 6:38 PM (18 hours ago)
    I actually do do good. I helped my friend Skye organize his life as an artist which has led to jobs with you. I do not date moneybags what so ever. Everyone I’ve ever dated I have been independent of. I have been with the same man for two years now we do not live together nor do we exchange gifts. It is ok to come from money as long as you give back and I do. I even run marathons, three the next coming Sundays if you would like witness or come run alongside me. Everything that was made to appear to be how I act was cut and pasted together. I was in shock. It was all to make Tinsley look like an angel and Dabney Mercer has lost me as a friend. I was completely blinded and used for their sakes. Have a heart and understand how these things work and sometimes people get used in the process. Clearly I did, and I’m humble enough to admit it. It is embarrassing and vile and I do regret ever trusting Dabney Mercer. Even her boyfriend Marc Koch told me that they were using me, but I chose to take her side.

  6. Wow, #1 I dont even know who these people are (except one) and it really amazes me that anyone would find an inch of interest in them.

    Well written and sadly reveling how true the old saying goes, “you can put lipstick on a pig – but it’s still a pig”!..

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