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The pathetic fixtures of New York High Society.



Malik So Chic. Girl you are so beautiful. When girlfriend was 30 pounds lighter.

Just to be clear, Devorah, takes great pride in her ass and she’s been featured in lots of sexy calendars. That said kids, she has a sensitive side to her, and I do think she means well, and one wonders the day Stalker leave her alone, but Scallywag does wonder if Devorah loves this attention? Do you Devorah? Please tell me you hate it? Oh dear, spring is just around the corner and you’ll show all those kids you can run a mean socialite magazine…courtesy of Social Life Magazine. I feel your pain? Champagne?

Next delinquent? Dabney Mercer.

Claim to fame? For being related to media whore Tipsy Mortimer. Enough said, this is boring. Please go find an impoverished African state and spend the next 3 months there and learn what the world really has to deal with.

Next delinquent? Dale Mercer. MOTHER to media whores Dabney Mercer and Tipsy Mortimer. As quoted by Pest of a Guest.

So To Recap: Team Dale! Dale is a nice woman, she genuinely loves her daughters, and seems like an all-around good Mom. We actually like her!

Please, someone bring out the bloody violin. This is stupid. Dale you need to join your daughters on a fact finding mission to personal redemption. Another glass of champagne?

Next victim of self flagellation? Malik so Chic (Sick)

Malik darling, what’s gotten into your head? Are you so afraid of being homeless or so bored of your day job as beauty/bitch consultant? Cmon, do you really want to spend your youth and those beautiful cheeks of yours (how’s that diet going…?) groveling for media attention? Oh Malik, you know I will always adore you, but I beseech you, don’t let those media whores turn you into a social parody, you’ll end up sniffing too much of that naughty stuff…Anyway, I promise next time I see you out to have one of our photographers take plenty of pictures of you, but unlike Pest of a Guest, I wont charge you $75 measly dollars, although I’ll take the money if you have it spare…

A Night out with Kenny Kenny and Susan Bartsch. What’s a Girl To Do?

Image courtesy of a Guest of a Guest. Malik So Chic (noticeably heavier) with Dale Mercer.



  1. These girls have a great time and are a great marketing tool for fashion companies, stop bein so jealous! Bob

  2. Your making these people more famous by even writing about them. I live in NYC and I’ve never even heard of them. Who cares? These people will always exist as long as our society remains somewhat in tact. They’ll never live in reality because they never know what it means to be uncomfortable or stressed. It’s not their fault just the way they were born. But their still humans dealing the cards they’ve got, though money comes with a huge price and I don’t envy them. Judging and calling them names is really immature and just makes you look bad. I would pay attention to myself and not buy into anything you don’t believe in, and forgive people, life is crazy.

  3. – good news- it looks like Scallywag is doing well– for this I am glad- good for him he works hard and he deserves it.

  4. I spent most of my life in Manhattan, and I’ve never heard of any of the people mentioned in the article…which is probably for the best. Are they really humans?

  5. show details 6:38 PM (18 hours ago)
    I actually do do good. I helped my friend Skye organize his life as an artist which has led to jobs with you. I do not date moneybags what so ever. Everyone I’ve ever dated I have been independent of. I have been with the same man for two years now we do not live together nor do we exchange gifts. It is ok to come from money as long as you give back and I do. I even run marathons, three the next coming Sundays if you would like witness or come run alongside me. Everything that was made to appear to be how I act was cut and pasted together. I was in shock. It was all to make Tinsley look like an angel and Dabney Mercer has lost me as a friend. I was completely blinded and used for their sakes. Have a heart and understand how these things work and sometimes people get used in the process. Clearly I did, and I’m humble enough to admit it. It is embarrassing and vile and I do regret ever trusting Dabney Mercer. Even her boyfriend Marc Koch told me that they were using me, but I chose to take her side.

  6. Wow, #1 I dont even know who these people are (except one) and it really amazes me that anyone would find an inch of interest in them.

    Well written and sadly reveling how true the old saying goes, “you can put lipstick on a pig – but it’s still a pig”!..

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