Just to be clear, Devorah, takes great pride in her ass and she’s been featured in lots of sexy calendars. That said kids, she has a sensitive side to her, and I do think she means well, and one wonders the day Stalker leave her alone, but Scallywag does wonder if Devorah loves this attention? Do you Devorah? Please tell me you hate it? Oh dear, spring is just around the corner and you’ll show all those kids you can run a mean socialite magazine…courtesy of Social Life Magazine. I feel your pain? Champagne?
Next delinquent? Dabney Mercer.
Claim to fame? For being related to media whore Tipsy Mortimer. Enough said, this is boring. Please go find an impoverished African state and spend the next 3 months there and learn what the world really has to deal with.
Next delinquent? Dale Mercer. MOTHER to media whores Dabney Mercer and Tipsy Mortimer. As quoted by Pest of a Guest.
So To Recap: Team Dale! Dale is a nice woman, she genuinely loves her daughters, and seems like an all-around good Mom. We actually like her!
Please, someone bring out the bloody violin. This is stupid. Dale you need to join your daughters on a fact finding mission to personal redemption. Another glass of champagne?
Next victim of self flagellation? Malik so Chic (Sick)
Malik darling, what’s gotten into your head? Are you so afraid of being homeless or so bored of your day job as beauty/bitch consultant? Cmon, do you really want to spend your youth and those beautiful cheeks of yours (how’s that diet going…?) groveling for media attention? Oh Malik, you know I will always adore you, but I beseech you, don’t let those media whores turn you into a social parody, you’ll end up sniffing too much of that naughty stuff…Anyway, I promise next time I see you out to have one of our photographers take plenty of pictures of you, but unlike Pest of a Guest, I wont charge you $75 measly dollars, although I’ll take the money if you have it spare…