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The pathetic fixtures of New York High Society.


Jules Kirby. Can someone please get this girl another drink?

Next nominated train wreck? Jules Kirby.

Who the fuck is this whack job? As rightly quoted by Chiara Atik of a Pest of a Guest:


Claim To Fame: Jules has long been a selfless and passionate advocate of numerous worthwhile charities and is known in New York for her tireless dedication to philanthropic pursuits. Oh, wait. No she isn’t. Jules is a party girl who broke out onto the scene when she dated Olivia Palermo’s cousin Nevan Donahue.


Okay, see another no gooder who is getting off on NY Society for doing nothing more than dating money bags and coming from money bags herself. Please- your stench is unpalatable. Please go home Jules, you’re very glare has offended us and all those wonderful people who actually go out of their way to do wonderful things for people less fortunate than them. What a bloody shame you exist Jules Kirby! Another glass of champagne?

Next girl caught in the media wars? Devorah Rose.

Okay, here’s a girl who religiously has her life torn to shreds. It’s either clever marketing on behalf of Devorah or maybe she’s just the girl all you media lot can’t help tearing apart. For the record, I’m actually quite fond of Devorah, but admittedly always bemused (amused?) when the rag trade come out picking on her. As quoted by Pest of a Guest:


Devorah’s Favorite Thing Is: Reality television! This will be Devorah’s FOURTH reality-show appearance. She was a main-player on the ill-fated 10021, and she made cameos on “NYC Prep” and “Real Housewives Of New York City”.


For More Info: Devorah has a MySpace (yes, still). It’s not really easy to navigate but if you’re looking for an illustrated look into her soul, it’s the place to go. It’s on her MySpace that she really shares her important life-philosophies, such as “Behind Every Great Woman Is A Man Checking Out Her Ass”.

Devorah Rose gets in another cat fight.

Devorah Rose. Kids, check out those abs...



  1. These girls have a great time and are a great marketing tool for fashion companies, stop bein so jealous! Bob

  2. Your making these people more famous by even writing about them. I live in NYC and I’ve never even heard of them. Who cares? These people will always exist as long as our society remains somewhat in tact. They’ll never live in reality because they never know what it means to be uncomfortable or stressed. It’s not their fault just the way they were born. But their still humans dealing the cards they’ve got, though money comes with a huge price and I don’t envy them. Judging and calling them names is really immature and just makes you look bad. I would pay attention to myself and not buy into anything you don’t believe in, and forgive people, life is crazy.

  3. – good news- it looks like Scallywag is doing well– for this I am glad- good for him he works hard and he deserves it.

  4. I spent most of my life in Manhattan, and I’ve never heard of any of the people mentioned in the article…which is probably for the best. Are they really humans?

  5. show details 6:38 PM (18 hours ago)
    I actually do do good. I helped my friend Skye organize his life as an artist which has led to jobs with you. I do not date moneybags what so ever. Everyone I’ve ever dated I have been independent of. I have been with the same man for two years now we do not live together nor do we exchange gifts. It is ok to come from money as long as you give back and I do. I even run marathons, three the next coming Sundays if you would like witness or come run alongside me. Everything that was made to appear to be how I act was cut and pasted together. I was in shock. It was all to make Tinsley look like an angel and Dabney Mercer has lost me as a friend. I was completely blinded and used for their sakes. Have a heart and understand how these things work and sometimes people get used in the process. Clearly I did, and I’m humble enough to admit it. It is embarrassing and vile and I do regret ever trusting Dabney Mercer. Even her boyfriend Marc Koch told me that they were using me, but I chose to take her side.

  6. Wow, #1 I dont even know who these people are (except one) and it really amazes me that anyone would find an inch of interest in them.

    Well written and sadly reveling how true the old saying goes, “you can put lipstick on a pig – but it’s still a pig”!..

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