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The top ten media whores of NYC.


Richie Rich and Tinsley hamming it for the cameras.

Media whore number two this year goes to Tinsley Mortimer.

This tortured soul has been making the public rounds and crying herself to sleep in her $2600 p.j’s now that life has become untenable ever since her and high school sweet heart and blue blood beau Topper Mortimer decided to call it splitsville. Rather than savor the sweet nectar of failure amongst her intimates she has decided that it’s best to share the dirty with the whole world as some sort of weird science experiment which is suppose to curry public sympathy and fascination.

Frankly the only sympathy and fascination it has prompted are with those that are in cahoots with her (Ms Hruska knows what we are talking about…) and her immediate family of nebulous media whore ingrates who as much as they secretly hate her are using her namesake to desperately pull themselves to the top ringer on the society ladder, cause as we all know- there are always a lot of peons in the world who are supposedly forever ready to buy the newest packet of lies and gadgets that one is capable of hustling on a sunny afternoon.

After all what other sane reason can anyone come up with for appearing in a self indulgent show that champions the dreary concerns of a self flagellated self righteous ingrates with bouncy blond hair. The perfect satellite image that even Barbie doll could never have imagined, except for the borrowed blue blood connotations. Of course there may be other genuine reasons and this author certainly welcomes them at any rate…

In short Tinsley since late last year has managed to elevate herself from docile media whore with timely PMC accreditation to that of national concern. The fact that rankings of her ill conceived show ‘High Society,’ (we prefer ‘Fake Society,‘) are fairly bad should perhaps be a wake up call  given most Americans are barely clinging onto life no one particularly cares about Tinsley’s manufactured sorrows. No matter how photogenic or in cahoots she is with other media outlets. A point we can’t belabor enough…



  1. It just may be right that our collective hero was dealt a harsh hand, or the slight of a judge who was presumably too eager to deal with Lilo in a way that suggests “party favors and 8 inch Louboutins aside’ the court always knows best. The truth is Lilo always knows best and to be sure the little chipmunks we keep in our closet haven’t stopped clapping with joy. Of course you’re probably clapping for joy too…

    Isn’t it time you became immortal like Lilo too?


  2. i think that Genevieve Jones is so popular because she knows how to use her poo-naa-nee-naa-nee…….. and you know what i mean…….

  3. and all women from the NY/NJ area are a bunch of neanderthal looking phuglies who should be released from their owner’s captivity and put back in their fenced areas with the gorillas.

  4. @this site – And I bet you they all have cool as shit nobody phuckin’ wants iphones!

    I’m not gonna reveal too much, but their building is scheduled to be demolished.

    Too much suck ass “cliche’ cool” reporting

    It takes years to be good writers, not 2 months!

  5. Pretty disgusting that you would could GJ’s background working class when her father was a chemical engineer and mother a homemaker. That sounds like upper middle class to me. i;m not defending this woman, but I do repsect this blog for being brutally honest. But there is noneed to be so snippy that a man with a degree and intelligent profession needs to be called working class. He’s notunder a car fixing tires, for Christ’s Sake.

    There is more than just Park Avenue and the ‘working class’

    What a disguting comment.

  6. Dear Eh, would you be interested in coming to work for us? We offer humor, skyline views of the Manhattan skyline, access to the best Dominican take out down the street and of course below minimum wages …

  7. please please hire an editor. this is painful to read. you may have a talent to dish up the dirt and for story ideas, but writing skills, i don’t know.

  8. “…idolize…” Really, no. I think he’s kind of douchey but probably the only person on the list who would retaliate if treated to harshly but if you listed him but acted respectfully then he would give you a pass because yes he is a media whore.

    I am just asking that no matter the list treat all the same and critique with the same standard of love or disdain. Get it?


    I’m enjoying the site and enjoy the banter. Also is your inside joke a reference to anal beads? LOL.

  9. i feel sorry for malik, he really is desperate to get any attention possible. it’s pathetic. think about it, even if high society will start showing episodes with him… he will get recognized, more or less, but then those 15 minutes will be gone… and what? he will have to get a day job with his recognized face. it is kinda humiliating. does he really thinks that becoming next snooki will really change his life? please… but anyway, i don’t think he will get any further than guest of a guest’s humiliating articles… and those will be over in a few weeks. sad.. sad… 🙁

  10. Melissa, I clearly stand by my list of media whores. And even though I don’t give PMC a thorough thrashing one has to realize it’s people like you who idolize him that gave him the stupid idea in the first place. But Patrick, just so Melisa M doesn’t think I’m being uneven in my media bashing let me say once again- you are a media whore. But please don’t thrash me with your camera next time u see me out- i’m not that much into pain (even if u are…inside joke)

    As for Lydia, does a horse whimper when you steal it’s hey?

  11. Funny that P.M. is on the list but you kiss his ass the whole time so you don’t feel his wrath, some of the list was quite entertaining but Frankel and Chic are one trick ponies due to the shows they’re on. Calling Lydia a media whore is like calling Steve Hanson a glutton for eating at his 10 restaurants.

  12. malik so chic is an ugly fat clown that freaks me the fuck out!!! Ugh, small dick, big glasses!!!

  13. Thankkkkk yoouuu for fufilling my lifelong goal of becoming a top tier nyc media whore this is one of my favorite online articles ever! So funny. And a really godd list w good stories! Bravo!

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