What should Gordon Brown be doing now that Barack Obama is refusing to see him?
When a head of state pisses off another head of state there are only so many remedies.
Unhappy with the way the British government handled the release of the Lockerbie bomber President Obama has given the cold shoulder to Britain’s prime minister. At least 5 times this week reports the Guardian that Gordon Brown has been denied a meeting with Barack.
That said we consulted amongst ourselves and came up with what we think is a sure fire way to get Barack coming back over.
1/ Invite Barack over for a night out to Hooters. We know the prez loves ass and titties so we think by the 3rd lap dance tension would have let down.
2/ Bake a cake. In this case we would have Gordon call Chef Gordon Ramsey and beg the Chef to hand bake a traditional English toffee cake. Yummy.
3/ Get Margaret Thatcher to intervene. She can publicly harass Gordon and bewwmoan his stupidity while insiders secretly get a conciliatory Brown in front of Obama,
4/ Give Northern Ireland away.
5/Invite Posh Spice otherwise known as Victoria Beckham to perform a private strut and concert while Michelle Obama looks wearily on from a distance.
6/ Write on the black board over and over – “I am no longer the imperial ruler of the FREE WORLD.”
7/ Have Libya’s tyrannical president Colonel Qadafi pose for picture opportunities.
8/ Call Sarah Palin and see what strings she can pull.
9/ Threaten to have Sasha Cohen Baron to dress in drag and try to interview Obama.
10/ Have Lindsay Lohan get on her knees for a hefty ‘service retainer’ and in her own indelible way ‘convince’ the prez he needs to see Gordy.