Matthew McConaughey is Hard To Comprehend

Everyone's favorite bare-chested movie star is taking a break from being photographed by the paparazzi on the beach and is getting back to work. He is going to be the executive producer, through his company J.K....

Alec Baldwin Leaving Hollywood?

According to some, the Mayans predicted that the world will reach the apocalypse in the year 2012. I wonder if they also foresaw Alec Baldwin leaving Hollywood that same year? Alec Baldwin has had an unbelievable...

Art Basel Miami- First Takes. Let the trophy hunting begin.

Artworld Salon, a site to which I have not actively contributed for a year, just posted an open thread on "What to expect when you’re expecting to go to Miami?" and suggested readers send their thoughts. The following comments will...

Chelsea Clinton announces engagement to Marc Mezvinsky. Don’t Cry.

When wedding bells are dolloped in political sugar and hard to get rid of stains. Yummy, bliss, sweet sumptuous swooning and a heartfelt groan that ugly duckling and hedge fund sweet heart is set to marry her beau and,...

Beat Jonathan Ames in Solving a ‘Bored to Death-esque’ Mystery!

Well it was a lovely idea; gifting my never used, passed down bicycle to a literary idol and creator of my new favorite HBO show. Browsing Twitter one day, with my @caitypoops identity, I stumbled upon a request Re:...

Dark Matter and Champagne: the achievements of the Large Hadron Collider.

It may all sound like the plot of a Dan Brown novel, but it seems that fact is now, if not actually more exciting than fiction, definitely getting there. Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider at Cern near Geneva...

The Descent of Modern Theater.

  In it simplest form, theater is the idea of relaying a story between actors and an audience. Its appeal until now has been its ability to transform audiences and actors alike, as well as challenge notions and to offer...

Leftover Turkey vs. Tiger Woods’ Accident.

The sports worlds’ first billion-dollar boy Tiger Woods (or almost billionaire athlete depending on your sources) was injured in a car crash in the early morning hours the day after Thanksgiving. Early reports rendered the star...

Holiday Shoppers avoid trampling each other this year.

When the mob finally learns to behave itself... If you've looked out the window today you will realize that the whole world has gone shopping, even those without money (otherwise known as faux shopping...). Seeing that shopping is a national...

Obama Crashers.

“Michaele and Tareq Salahi slipped past multiple layers of high-level White House security Tuesday night and managed to rub shoulders, literally, with Vice President Joseph R. Biden, Jr. and the White House chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, among others,...

Is America Not Ready for the Glambert?

The most recent controversy that seems to have sparked a media frenzy is Adam Lambert's performance at the 2009 American Music Awards. His raunchy performance, including simulating oral sex with a male dancer and making out with a male...

John Zinsser: Art Dealer Archipelagoes @ James Graham

John Zinsser Art Dealer Archipelagoes Nov 20, 2009 - Jan 5, 2010 James Graham & Sons 32 East 67th Street New York, NY 10065 http://www.jamesgrahamandsons.com/ (212) 535-5767 Colin De Land/American Fine Arts We can all readily cite John Donne on no man being an island, but somehow this...

What are your favorite celebrities doing on Thanksgiving?

Keeping up with nausea. Just like you, we've been wondering what our favorite (two favorite if you must know) celebs are doing this Thanksgiving day. Shall we examine the hours together? 2pm When Lindsay Lohan wakes up from another night...

Google, Censorship, and the First Lady.

The search engine Google has found itself in an extremely delicate situation this week surrounding an offensive image of Michelle Obama, and has taken a very confident and somewhat unexpected decision in how it has chosen to deal with...

The etiquette of trying to bed a younger woman.

There are many things a man can say in his cantankerous efforts to bed a much younger woman. There are always the myriad of lies he can keep up with, including whom he knows, where he lives, what he...