Are you ready to masturbate? Pee Wee Herman is coming out with a new movie.
One day Pee Wee will die and the world will be free.
Pee Wee must have received a love letter from his fairy god mother recently because he's decided to take a break from visiting all his ...
Do dudes hate shopping?
Trying to understand why shopping makes us guys impotent.
According to a study just released there's a reason why guys hate shopping. Should we find out why?
Daily Mirror: Finally men have a perfect excuse to avoid shopping......
Now bus drivers are getting beat up.
The fun some bus passengers are having with bus drivers.
Have you ever thought about pursuing a career as a bus driver? Gilberto Davila wants to convince you otherwise...
Gothamist:So here's how it went down with that MTA...
Cops confuse Lilo’s Coco Pops for Breath mints.
Is it possible to crush breathmints and snuff them up your nose?
Sometime in the future the world will be thanking Lilo for inventing a new of getting high, that is via the crushing of breath mints...
British rugby player Gareth Thomas wins a 40 000 pound award for homophobic taunts.
The things rugby players endure these days.
To his credit Gareth Thomas has set an exemplary record as one of Britain's most astute rugby players. That said when Mr Thomas came out last May to openly declare that...
Have you been stuck up by Manhattan’s cat woman yet?
The wonderful stick ups that are now taking place...
Some things are stranger than fiction or perhaps a take on fiction. You be the judge.
NY Mag: Last week a woman wearing a cat mask burglarized a...
The Thin Line Between Gay and Straight, According to Someone Who’s Crossed It.
What is identity? Or rather can we define our identity pursuant to our sexual inclinations? In this rivetting essay award winning journalist Mikey Rox asks some provocative questions- what is it to be gay, is it...
Lizzie Velasquez has to eat every 15 minutes or she will die.
The most strangest disease to exist?
We're not sure what to make of this, but all we can say from the outset it must be hell for Ms Velazquez who finds herself in a dire situation. A...
The tears are flying now that Larry King is retiring.
The end of an era (at last).
It might be a long time before we see Larry King strutting with his signature suspenders in the near future. Why? Because the old geezer has finally called it a...
Flying on an airline isn’t necessarily dangerous, it’s the food they serve you that’s dangerous.
If an airplane crash doesn't kill you, the food just might.
What do you think the chances are of dying in a plane crash are? Pretty low in fact, something like .89 of one percent in a ...
A new study confirms it’s too expensive to live in NYC.
Confirming the obvious.
A report released by the Women’s Center for Education and Career Advancement has confirmed the obvious for us this morning. Yes living in NYC is an impossible proposition. Why? Let's find out once and ...
Naomi Campbell is now going bald!
Will Naomi have to give up her super model status?
The fashion world's collective jaw dropped this morning when it was revealed that uber model Naomi Campbell has been walking the planet with a bald patch. The...
Kim Wayman wows us at Gilles and Louda’s Art Salon.
It's no secret that we here at Scallywag and Vagabond are great fans of the monthly art salons that take place at the accomplished Gilles and Louda Larrain's Soho enclave (in fact so are the NY Times, but that...
It’s The End Of The World As We Know It.
This is a play you’ve never heard of, starring actors you’ve perhaps never heard of, in a play you should rush to go see now. (You have one more weekend in which to do so, and I...
The Fame and Celebrity look book- Northside Festival: Williamsburg.
Fame, celebrity what is it? Even more curiously how has it changed and how do we attain it and what does it actually mean to be famous or a celebrity? These are some of the questions...
