Scallywag finally meets Society Choice.

I'd been hearing about Society's Choice since the beginning of the year, but as is customarily my practice I'd been keeping a low profile (except when it came to extorting celebrities and reality stars...) and...

The battle of the hot dogs.

The strange things that go on in hot dog competitions. In one corner you had the reigning champion- Joey Chestnut, the ex champion Takeru Kobayashi, the Major League Eating board and in the last corner an astonished...

Why did Dave Chappelle ‘bug’ out on a private plane?

The curse of Dave Chappelle... Dave Chappelle this weekend has decided to grace us with the latest installment of anti social behavior. One can enjoy the lampooning of culture on TV, but what are we to think...

Will you be competing at the Nathan’s Hot Dog eating competition?

Who will manage to eat the most hot dogs now that favorite Takeru Kobayashi bows out? There seems to be more drama this year off the hot dog stage than on it. Brooklyn Paper explains... Brooklyn Paper: Takeru ...

Lindsay Lohan gets socked in the face!

Happy Birthday bitch! According to Lilo's tweeter- Lilo just got socked in the face and if you must know all the interns are doing high fives and dancing the moon dance. The saga courtesy of Michael K of...

A few observations for the 4th of July.

So here we are once again celebrating the 4th of July long weekend and all that comes with it- mad dashes to the airport, freeway, summer escape house, our friend's barbeque, the book we've meaning to...

2010 does not look like a good year for Mel Gibson.

Can a racist get a break? Already the rumors, insinuations have being flying rampant regarding Mel Gibson and of late Mr Gibson has become the preferred sparring bag of the media. Of course that was just ...

Best Frenemies for Life: Modern Women and the Difficulty of Making Friends

College students live in the same manner as rats in a science lab. In tiny little dorm room cells, an endless stream of impressionable freshman hope to survive the scary experiment we call forced socialization. Living...

Salvatore Ferragamo and Dree Hemingway give you GLAM and ATTIMO.

Oh the glamor. Last's night worldwide launch of the new Salvatore Ferragamo fragrance (or should I say parfum) ATTIMO at the Standard Hotel's newly opened Le Bain was by far one of the chicest, naughtiest...

Where are the all the teenage Vampires at?

Although I may sound like the vintage Dana Carvey Grumpy Old Man character on Saturday Night Live, in my day we didn’t have sexy vampires to lust after.  We had a gawky, impish Cory Feldman in Lost Boys looking...

Are you ready to masturbate? Pee Wee Herman is coming out with a new movie.

One day Pee Wee will die and the world will be free. Pee Wee must have received a love letter from his fairy god mother recently because he's decided to take a break from visiting all his ...

Do dudes hate shopping?

Trying to understand why shopping makes us guys impotent. According to a study just released there's a reason why guys hate shopping. Should we find out why? Daily Mirror: Finally men have a perfect excuse to avoid shopping......

Now bus drivers are getting beat up.

The fun some bus passengers are having with bus drivers. Have you ever thought about pursuing a career as a bus driver? Gilberto Davila wants to convince you otherwise... Gothamist:So here's how it went down with that MTA...

Cops confuse Lilo’s Coco Pops for Breath mints.

Is it possible to crush breathmints and snuff them up your nose? Sometime in the future the world will be thanking Lilo for inventing a new of getting high, that is via the crushing of breath mints...

British rugby player Gareth Thomas wins a 40 000 pound award for homophobic taunts.

The things rugby players endure these days. To his credit Gareth Thomas has set an exemplary record as one of Britain's most astute rugby players. That said when Mr Thomas came out last May to openly declare that...