Karl Lagerfeld honored at F.I.T luncheon.

An icon comes to America. This past Friday noon, select members of society and press paid tribute to one of the most enigmatic dandies (or should I say scion?) of fashion- Mr Karl Lagerfeld,...

Nicholas K, the desert Victor.

999. It’s not the devil in disguise. At least not quite. Or in an breezy, nonchalant kind of  way. September 9th, 9 a.m. It’s the very first show of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in its brand new ...

UNTAPPED Talents kick off Fashion Week under the stars.

Steps away from fashion’s glassy beehive, the rooftop at the Empire hotel is one steep looker of a joint. Wednesday night, the très glamourous terrasse was taken over by Jordana and Sergio D’Larosa, the masterminds behind...

Watch Kim Kardashian Get Botoxed on National TV as Khloe Calls her Stupid

We’ve reached a watershed moment in the history of American culture television: Middle America’s favorite big-bootied, tabloid cover it-girl Kim Kardashian has agreed to grace our retinas with the first nationally televised celebrity botox treatment. Which can only mean...

Tony Blair Gets Confused: Accused of Plagiarizing His Memoir From a Movie.

Former English Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has been uncharacteristically silent (oddly enough considering he just penned a book about his life spanning 700 pages) following claims that he plagiarized a piece of his memoir from a film...

Florida Koran Burning Plans ‘Suspended’, Pastor Says “It’s Not the Time.”

In a move befitting a cult leader of far greater calibre, shortly after agreeing to ‘cancel’ his now infamous ‘International Koran Burning Festival,’ Messiah Reverend Terry Jones changed his mind again, saying that ‘It’s not the time’...

San Francisco Prison issues Condom Dispensers.

The media has been somewhat split, if a bit atypically, after news that San Bruno lockup, San Francisco's roughest sex retreat prison, has installed new condom dispensing machines to ensure that everything is on the up and...

Victor de Souza: Oceanic Imperial

Victor de Souza does weird well. His last two collections dressed women like they were living in a sequel to David Lynch’s Dune, in that they were both beautiful and bizarre. So it was...

Minka Kelly wants you to know she will do anything to make sure her pooch flies with her.

Why bother making the dog do dog tricks when you can get the passengers around you to do tricks? Minka Kelly, star of  "Friday Night Lights" can't stare out the window unless she knows her confidante Chewie...

James Franco Talks About Jerking off to Promote His New Film In Which He Chops His Arm Off

As though the Heidi Montag/Karissa Shannon Sex tape film didn't have us all already playing with ourselves enough in all-consuming anticipation, in a recent interview, James Franco admits he jerks it 'four or five times' a day. If...

Lady GaGa’s Meat Bikini: Too Busy Wearing Food to Eat it?

Lady Gaga, no longer content with simply being gawked at like a piece of meat (much less filleted like one by critics), now has taken to wearing it on this month's juicy cover of Japanese Men's ...

Florida Church to Hold International Koran Burning Festival on 9/11

It’s time to get out your matches and join Reverend Terry Jones as he seeks to start the biggest bonfire this side of the twin towers. The combustible fuel? As many spare Koran books hidden under...

Does Justin Bieber Really Have ‘Racks of Twitter Servers Dedicated to Him?’

As reports continue trending that Justin Bieber accounts for 3% of all the server resources on Twitter, we should consider whether such reports have any veracity. The pandemonium all started when, as Billboard reports, A designer named Dustin Curtis chatted...

Asian Americans strike it hard, Mercedes Benz Fashion week 2010.

This week’s upcoming Meredes Benz Fashion Week S/S 2011 represents an ascent of a new class. According to a recent observation made by Eric Wilson in a the New York Times article—Asian Americans like Jason Wu, Richard Chai...

My ascent as a Times Square Billboard Model.

I was recently lucky enough to see my face on a Times Square billboard. My inner 7-year-old swelled with pride, shock and glee. My adult self couldn’t believe that a body like mine would ever shine...