Overnight Celebrity Chloe Mafia wants to give you ‘The Recipe’ For Success on Reality TV

X-Factor contestant Chloe Mafia, a nineteen-year old '100 per cent English Yorkshire denizen' prostitute who wants to “blow... you away” could well be 100 per cent correct in arguing that she not only knows, but is “the...

Solomon Lederer is going to annoy the hell out of you on the subway until you become his new...

A crazy guy who actually has a job and is not panhandling for money... Have you met Solomon Lederer yet? No? Then it’s only a matter of time or just you switching to the F or B train...

Narco terrorist Víctor Julio Suárez killed because of his bad feet.

How to get caught by the opposition. For years Víctor Julio Suárez otherwise also known as Jorge Briceño Suárez aka Mono Jojoy has been a thorn in the Columbian government’s side. As a revolutionary...

Octomum decides she’s going to write a book to stave off eviction.

What would you do- write a book or star in a porn flick? We hear in the latest installment of Octomum’s perilous dilemma of ‘should I do a porno flick or go homeless,’ Octomum is...

BEATRICE DUPONT- A French Fashion Knight.

Do you have a medal? BEATRICE DUPONT does. A French Fashion Knight In the city. Poor, lost and guilt-ridden souls of the twenty-first century that we are… Don’t we all want a gold star at the end...

Edward Albee-The Greatest Living Playwright in Montauk, NY.

Edward Albee, one of the playwriting giants of our time (a diminishing breed), made a rare public speaking appearance at The Player’s Club on September 21st to help...

Ice Pick Carrying ‘Stalker’ ‘Won’t Stop Till He Meets Madonna’

In celebrity stalking story sounding almost too eighties to be taken seriously, 59-year old retired firefighter Robert Linhart has been arrested on weapons charges after getting caught creepin' outside Madonna's Upper West side house with a series...

Netflix Hires Extras to ‘Trick Journalists’ and Create a Meta-Media Spectacle

The Globe and Mail reports that “the Video-streaming website...closed down a Toronto street Wednesday and attracted dozens of onlookers for a splashy launch to promote its highly anticipated foray into Canada. Problem is, many of those in...

Reflections of a Grumpy Publisher. Fxxk Fashion Week.

For those of you who bother and care and I know there are a few of you out there, NY fashion week came and went in a whirlwind, and to be bold, I got my knickers ...

A Détacher: Quietly Crazy

I wrote last February that A Détacher’s Mona Kowalska marches to the beat of her own drummer. Now that I’ve seen her Spring / Summer 2011 offering, I’d like to revise that statement upward. Kowalska...

Meghan Walsh presents her 2011 Spring/Summer collection.

Meghan Walsh said “Salaam!” to fashion week at the Ramscale Penthouse where she debuted her Spring/Summer 2011 line “Blank Silk”–her first professional collection, in fact. Jazzy Indian pop music played over the speakers and silk swags...

Farah Angsana Spring/Summer 2011 Collection.

‘Diversity’ in Ethno-Glam.’ This collection was to be Farah’s serenade to her Indonesian motherland, to its variety of lush landscapes and multicolored citizens. Although the models were mostly exhibiting various shades of...

Teenage Mother Jailed for Sticking Baby to the Wall with Duct Tape

Parents have always adored taking embarrassing pictures of their children while they can still physically overpower them. It provides mommy with material sometimes for blackmail and, if more commonly, to show dates when once the kids...

Silhouette Building Sets the Gold Standard of Green

There are moments—those rare, freak occurrences where all the pieces come together to create something marvelous. It’s amazing when it happens by accident, and it’s nothing short of spectacular when...

Should you be renting your derriere to KFC too ladies?

Aren't you happy that another corporate entity is getting to objectify your sexuality? Kentucky Fried Chicken Finger lickin’ what’s gud people has just initiated a new advertising campaign, the premise of which takes advantage of svelte ladies...