“NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THE PRICE OF YOUR SAAB.” A night with the Armory’s Gabriel Kuri.

“NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THE PRICE OF YOUR SAAB” Gabriel Kuri and one fine brand of Tequila get the Arts in pre-emptive Armory revelry mode at the Top of the Standard. It’s Monday night with a chill, not...

ELECTION DAY IS THE NEW HALLOWEEN: Some Thoughts From One of the Little People in America

The left and the right has Americans all lathered up in a tizzy once again. The HOPE of 2008 has turned into RAGE of 2010. Election Day is literally the new Halloween. Seriously, who are we ...

El Museo del Barrio Young International Circle celebrate Dia De Los Muertos

Thursday night saw El Museo del Barrio Young International Circle celebrate Dia De Los Muertos (Day of the Dead) at the Tribeca Rooftop. A spirited affair that saw guests dress in elegant affair with referential patronage to...

CoCo Sheen files for divorce against third wife Brooke Mueller.

CoCo is quitting while he is ahead. Less than a week after terrorizing a high priced hooker – Capri Anderson with an adventure of a lifetime and consequently being rushed to hospital for a psychological evaluation, America’s...

The top ten socialite whores of NYC.

Personally I’d rather starve than become a socialite, but judging by the way most of you parading trinket jeweled puppies are behaving you’re all too happy to gorge yourselves in the all you can eat daily buffet called ‘Socialite...

First Suspicious Package Arrest in Yemen: Al-Qaeda Said to be Responsible

A Yemeni woman has been arrested in relation to packages loaded with detonation ammunition suspiciously originating from Yemen. Media pundits currently link  Al Qaeda as the perpetrator. In case somehow you missed it, the Daily Mail sums the...

Husband Accidentally Divorces his Wife over Skype

This week one Qatari Skyper and his wife discovered that, at least in Qatar, divorce is no laughing matter -- even on the internet. The man in question had apparently 'jokingly' typed 'talak, talak,...

McDonald’s Intimidates its Employees into Voting for Republican Candidates

One McDonald's in the 'battleground state' of Ohio has issued its employees a note listing Republican candidates that would be good for business, a move specifically prohibited by Ohio election law. The not so implicit message was...

‘Shape’ Editor Stands By Her LeAnn Rimes Cover Feature

'Shape' magazine editor-in-chief Valerie Latona now says she's doesn't regret putting toned cheater LeAnn Rimes on the fitness mag's cover, the by line which caused so much public consternation involving how 'working out' with her married...

International Search for Suspicious Packages on Cargo plane Induces Terror

One would be hard pressed to find a situation more fitting than the current cultural atmosphere of imminent catastrophe than this one: two mailbombs from Yemen have been intercepted on their way to Jewish places ...

Coco Sheen’s ho Capri Anderson demands he pay his outstanding bill of $12 000.

Isn't it time Coco finally locate his wallet? Coco Sheen has been having the time of his life lately, from having lavish dinners with his ex wife and his kids with his $12 000 a night ...

Should a writer just give up and become a socialite instead?

For a while lately I have been complaining about my resilient state of glamorous poverty (that's right kids being a writer is best reserved for those of you with trust funds like my esteemed...

Unemployed real teen moms are now earning more than you.

Don't you wish you were an unemployed pregnant teen flipping burgers? How times have changed. It was once understood if you were a disenfranchised youth you were often relegated to copious misery and the stain...
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Somaly Mam at the Somaly Mam Hearts and Hands Gala: ‘You are all my Heroes.’

Last night saw a retinue of celebrities and conscientious revelers pay homage to the tireless efforts of Somaly Mam and her enduring fight to rescue, rehabilitate and nurture young Cambodian women who have either been...

Aplomb and Beauty at the Whitney Annual Gala and Studio Party.

At the Whitney Annual Gala and Studio Party, every walk of the artistic life sent it’s best and brightest to show their faces. The wealthy, the talented, the children of the wealthy and talented and the young and sexy...