Turning Nolita into Paris with Cire Trudon

Walking into Cire Trudon’s New York store on 54 Bond Street, is like walking into the Galerie des Glaces of Versailles. With walls the color of a robin’s egg (Marie Antoinette’s signature color), hand made and...

Louda Larrain glams the Global Fashion show at F.I.T.

What a slow start we were off to, an hour behind schedule and still patiently waiting for the Global Fashion Show to benefit the Bisila Bokoko African Literacy Project in the drab hallways of the Fashion...

What your weed smoking choices really say about you?

It doesn't matter whether you smoke or not, it's how you smoke the good shit that says a lot about you... Trying to figure out who you really are deep inside... The joint man: What it says about you:...

“NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THE PRICE OF YOUR SAAB.” A night with the Armory’s Gabriel Kuri.

“NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THE PRICE OF YOUR SAAB” Gabriel Kuri and one fine brand of Tequila get the Arts in pre-emptive Armory revelry mode at the Top of the Standard. It’s Monday night with a chill, not...

ELECTION DAY IS THE NEW HALLOWEEN: Some Thoughts From One of the Little People in America

The left and the right has Americans all lathered up in a tizzy once again. The HOPE of 2008 has turned into RAGE of 2010. Election Day is literally the new Halloween. Seriously, who are we ...

El Museo del Barrio Young International Circle celebrate Dia De Los Muertos

Thursday night saw El Museo del Barrio Young International Circle celebrate Dia De Los Muertos (Day of the Dead) at the Tribeca Rooftop. A spirited affair that saw guests dress in elegant affair with referential patronage to...

CoCo Sheen files for divorce against third wife Brooke Mueller.

CoCo is quitting while he is ahead. Less than a week after terrorizing a high priced hooker – Capri Anderson with an adventure of a lifetime and consequently being rushed to hospital for a psychological evaluation, America’s...

The top ten socialite whores of NYC.

Personally I’d rather starve than become a socialite, but judging by the way most of you parading trinket jeweled puppies are behaving you’re all too happy to gorge yourselves in the all you can eat daily buffet called ‘Socialite...

First Suspicious Package Arrest in Yemen: Al-Qaeda Said to be Responsible

A Yemeni woman has been arrested in relation to packages loaded with detonation ammunition suspiciously originating from Yemen. Media pundits currently link  Al Qaeda as the perpetrator. In case somehow you missed it, the Daily Mail sums the...

Husband Accidentally Divorces his Wife over Skype

This week one Qatari Skyper and his wife discovered that, at least in Qatar, divorce is no laughing matter -- even on the internet. The man in question had apparently 'jokingly' typed 'talak, talak,...

McDonald’s Intimidates its Employees into Voting for Republican Candidates

One McDonald's in the 'battleground state' of Ohio has issued its employees a note listing Republican candidates that would be good for business, a move specifically prohibited by Ohio election law. The not so implicit message was...

‘Shape’ Editor Stands By Her LeAnn Rimes Cover Feature

'Shape' magazine editor-in-chief Valerie Latona now says she's doesn't regret putting toned cheater LeAnn Rimes on the fitness mag's cover, the by line which caused so much public consternation involving how 'working out' with her married...

International Search for Suspicious Packages on Cargo plane Induces Terror

One would be hard pressed to find a situation more fitting than the current cultural atmosphere of imminent catastrophe than this one: two mailbombs from Yemen have been intercepted on their way to Jewish places ...

Coco Sheen’s ho Capri Anderson demands he pay his outstanding bill of $12 000.

Isn't it time Coco finally locate his wallet? Coco Sheen has been having the time of his life lately, from having lavish dinners with his ex wife and his kids with his $12 000 a night ...

Should a writer just give up and become a socialite instead?

For a while lately I have been complaining about my resilient state of glamorous poverty (that's right kids being a writer is best reserved for those of you with trust funds like my esteemed...