Scottish Spirits: Are Banned Canned Beverages the Hottest New Trend?

The worldwide web is already buzzing in anticipation of America's next soon-to-be-banned canned beverage, Scottish Spirits: 8 shots of, well, probably funky flavored grain alcohol parading as Scotch Whisky in an aluminum can being marketed as “lightweight,” “portable,” “entirely recyclable,” and “the...

VH1- Your cut off Party!

Like any Scallywag, I have a penchant for excess. I am a writer, I live alone in Soho, with no full-time job, and somehow, I live the life of a sultan. So of course, when invited to the Your Cut...

Cheer the Fxxx Up. A guide.

In his infinite wisdom, my esteemed editor in chief forwarded me a few links this morning to see if I could make heads or tails of them. My options were the prospects of pimping one’s self from the comfort...

The World is shocked that American Idol contestant Alex Lambert is not homeless after all.

America always loves/fears its heroic failures. There's nothing more redeeming than reading about a cultural pop figure landing on their ass while through no fault on their own while you can barely afford to squeeze the pimple rocking gently on...

Is Lindsey Wixson the new face of fashion?

        Have models with gap toothed smiles and full lips now become the rage? For anyone who has been paying attention to the ascension of who's who in the fashion world, the visage of gap toothed beauty Lindsey Wixson should be...

Is your toddler getting high this afternoon?

The extracurricular activities of one couple's 2 year old boy... Mom and dad are you making sure you are giving Jr all the nourishment he needs in order to make it through the day and his burgeioning toddler hood? Not...

There is now an official cure for your hangover.

  No more raw egg yolks, tomato juice and a splash of vodka the next morning. According to researchers from Thomas Jefferson University's Medical department- curing a hangover is as simple as consuming an asprin and coffee. Confused, so are we....

The end of the male model?

  Pursuant to a surprising (well not so surprising to those of us who have actually pursued it, this author included- Reflections of a former Male Model.) statement by top male model, David Gandy that male models are treated on...

The arrival of the supermodel and transsexual French Kiss.

In the continuing stake of de sexualizing fashion and by extension the hyperbole that surrounds it (even though paradoxically it is used to sell and position merchandise and ideas that draw on sexual innuendo) the fashion world has once...

Reality show bikini babes beat each other to a pulp.

      Isn't it time you put on a bikini and beat that 'ho' trying to steal your ex boyfriend? Just in case you've been vaccilating for the latest grime bucket reality trash news, we found it here for you. But before...

The Best and Worst Dressed of the 2011 Golden Globes.

        This comes courtesy of our resident favorite style vixen- Ms Alexa Winner. You can see this article and many others like it at somegirlsarebornwinners.blogspot.com-  At last some snark... Scallywag I probably should have just made this the worst dressed list, because...

Why is Steve Jobs taking medical leave of absence again?

How sick is Steve really and is there anything that he's keeping from the public? Reports have surfaced that Steve Jobs who over the last few years has reignited the presence and profits of Apple Computer which he originally headed...

Ricky Gervais is no longer welcomed in America.

Be careful what you wish for. By all accounts Ricky Gervais did an amazing job of entertaining Hollywood and its stars at last night's Globe Awards. Whether they enjoyed the entertainment that was offered courtesy of the biting and scathing...

Observations on the L train. NYC.

It was once remarked the L train that runs between 8th ave and 14th st Manhattan and as far Canarsie, Brooklyn is a cesspool for all those belligerent enough to believe that they deserve a birth in NYC. At...

Patti Stanger wants to explain to you how you suddenly became despised.

  We think our dear friend Christopher London (see comments )  said it best when he called her a Jappy Russian Hooker/Madam... Ah, yes, we’re talking about Patti Stanger again, kids. She NYC’s newest media madam whore , and she’s still ruining lives matchmaking before our very eyes. Let’s...