The Canyons starring Lindsay Lohan and James Deen, moral decay in Los Angeles. Art following Lindsay’s life?

With all the talk out of the way and the production finally under way, actress Lindsay Lohan's new vehicle, 'The Canyons' may or may not help reignite the young starlet's stalled career as she plays a brash sartorial version...

Here’s Kelly Osbourne wearing a disgusting lime colored bikini.

  Kelly Osbourne slips into a neon green bikini and the tears begin melting down my face…. Personally I've never understood the allure for Kelly Osbourne, she has achieved nothing greater than simply being the daughter of a famous singer, Ozzy...

NY Red Bulls soccer coach savagely murdered. Ear found by sidewalk.

Michael Jones, a 25 year old NY Red Bulls youth soccer coach has been found murdered this morning , his body so brutally mutilated by his attacker that his severed ear was found in a puddle of blood a...

Oh my! Gawker’s Nick Denton’s ex boyfriend is not happy with his new boy toy.

Frankly there's nothing more delicious than watching someone famous for ripping people's alive (yes journalism sucks these days) apart become his own parody on manners and gossip. That said there was a twinkle of relish when I came across...

Matt Lauer absence on Today show leads to huge sigh of relief from staff.

At last! Matt Lauer is getting fired! Matt Lauer to be scaled back from Today show cause no one likes him anymore. Matt Lauer refuses to take a pay cut as 500 at NBC fear for their jobs. Matt Lauer might now...

And here’s Russell Simmons with his latest sugar daddy girlfriend…

Oh to be such a hawt catch like Russell Simmons… Since Russell Simmons split from wife Kimmora Lee Simmons, the rap mogul has seen his fair share of beauties come and go, but this time it seems this one could...

Mother kept her 3 year old son locked covered in feces, urine and flies.

Can anyone please help me understand human beings…? Here comes a story that ought to compel one to try and understand the nature of human beings… dailymail.co.uk: A mother has been accused of locking her three-year-old son in conditions 'not fit...

Too late. James Holmes Halloween mask removed from Ebay.

Ebay would like to apologize to all of you who had planned to come as James Holmes for Halloween. Looks like a Halloween mask in homage to James Holmes, the Batman shooter who recently went on a shooting rampage is...

Learning how to shoot sideways is a must do for all you aspiring gangsters on the fly.

Are you an aspiring gangster wondering how to effectively go about your business of terrorizing and generally killing people that don't see your way? Then relax because one former US Marine Corp marksmanship instructor, Jon Davis wants to confirm...

Ivy league consultant falls 30 stories to her death. Suicide?

With everything to live for it is now being reported that 28 year old ivy league educated Stephanie Becker has died as a result of having fallen out of a window of a 30 storey luxury high NYC Chelsea...

Chris Brown dumps Karrueche Tran so he can resume his ‘friendship’ with Rihanna.

How not to so undiplomatically dump your girlfriend in public. Chris Brown for those who haven't figured it out yet is a modern day lothario whose ever beating heart commands the love and attention of every jilted seductress on the...

Ex-Beatrice owner Paul Sevigny and Vanity Fair’s Craydon clash over club name.

What's in a club's name? Well according to Paul Sevigny quite a lot actually… According to page 6, Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter is planning to relaunch the much ballyhooed Beatrice Inn, once a mainstay amongst the downtown elite (before being...

Brooklyn assistant principal sends student 3000 texts. Would call girl at 3am…

Christian Del Re of Leon M. Goldstein High School for the Sciences in Brooklyn Christian Del Re a once rising star (once being the operative word…) in the public school system has found himself on the brink of being fired after...

And them bixches Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey really do hate each other…

Mariah Carey beefs up security after Nicki Minaj threatens to shoot the bixch. Seems like there might be more fun watching 'American Idol' judges duking it out this coming season than the usual searing looks that come courtesy of derailed...

News anchor responds on air to viewers who think she’s too fat for TV.

Video of Jennifer Livingston's rebuke is below at bottom of page. News anchor Jennifer Livingston this morning went live on air to respond to growing viewer dissent that she may just well be too fat for TV. Wrote one viewer to...