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Ekaterina Zatuliveter has suddenly become the latest sexy Russian spy to be deported.

Is she a spy or isn't she? Debate is still running as to whether Ekaterina Zatuliveter, a 25 year old Russian emigre working in the British House of Commons on behalf of British Liberal Democrat Mile Hancock was...

Mother Allows Local Teens to Turn her Toddler into a Human Punching Bag

NORTH CHARLESTON, S.C. In one of the most barbaric child abuse cases to date, Shakera Wright, an 18 years old has been charged with allowing her 18-month-old son, Louis, to be tied upside down by his ankles...

Realty Company Advertises Ted Kaczynksi’s Property as ‘A Piece of US History’

Those of you looking for a delightfully Romantic rural getaway perfect for penning survivalist themed paranoid manifestos on your preferred delusion, masterminding mail bomb plots, self-important existential philosophizing, or spreading 2012 fear-porn and conspiracy mongering may do well to...

Weight watchers decides to confuse America.

Fat Americans are now panicking. How many points is an apple worth or for that matter a double Big Mac worth on Weight Watcher's grid? No matter what you thought or currently think, Weight Watchers has decided to go...

Stuntman seriously injured live on German TV show Wetten Dass.

The audience is silently dumbfounded. In what could be more described more shocking than the stunt student Samuel Koch attempted to overcome (the jumping over of 5 successive oncoming cars with kangaroo like spring stilts) German audiences were left...

Have you scorched the back of your mouth with the world’s most spiciest pepper- the Naga Viper Chili?

Now able to strip paint off... Like you we like our food a tad on the spicy side, but in the event you are looking for a euphoric experience can we suggest the Naga Viper Chili pepper for an extra...

A Columbian Cocaine Submarine Captain wants to explain how you get high.

Ever wonder how it is you exactly get access to the good shit? Captain Gustavo Alonso will now explain... For most of you bitches getting white skid marks under your nostrils it’s just a question if you have the number...

Misdemeanor defendants are now enjoying the luxury of jail.

Isn't it time you spend 2 weeks in jail for jumping the turnstiles? Out of the NY Times today comes a disturbing story of a new trend that hopefully you will get to side step, assuming you have money for...

KKK Snowman Erected 100 Yards From Idaho Elementary School

100 yards away from an elementary school, police responded to complaints that a Hayden, Idaho homeowner, let's call him happy Mark, had constructed a snow sculpture adorned with dark eyes, a pointed hat, and a noose...

Oklahoma Women Hide Stolen Goods Under Their Body Fat, Get Caught Exiting TJ Maxx

Two Oklahoman women have been storing more in their bulging tummy sacks than just this morning’s Big Macs. In fact, police say, Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, have been arrested under suspicion of felony shoplifting by...

Ronni Chasen Murder Suspect Commits Suicide When Police Confront Him With Search Warrant

The increasingly uncanny Ronni Chasen mystery has grown even more movie-like following a development yesterday evening in which a man, described as a suspect, shot himself in the head with a pistol when police showed up...

Iranian football star’s ‘temporary wife ‘ hanged.

Shahla Jahed loses her 8 year campaign at the gallows. Shahla Jahed, the contentious mistress of famed Iranian football star Nasser Mohammad Khani was hanged this morning 6 am Tehran time after she finally lost her appeal seeking to prove...

Madonna Opens Pricy Mega-Gym in Mexico City.

Start saving your pesos, amigos, cause everyone’s favorite 80s sex-icon turned ‘fitness devotee,’ Madge, is opening a new luxury fitness facility in the heart of Mexico city. Boasting blown up pictures of her own ego image...

Vitaly Borker Explains How Cyber Bullying Can Enhance Your Business

Cyber-bully and online store proprietor Vitaly Borker who admits to routinely sexually harassing customers over the phone with stock lines like "Listen bitch, I know your address...I'm one bridge over" recently recounted how he'd...

WikiLeaks secrets lead to dramatic diplomatic crises.

Welcome to the new world crises. Things aren’t going down to well between Saudi Arabia and Iran and for that matter a number of states in the Western alliance, as WikiLeaks has made good on its promise to...