Kids Lindsay Lohan has laid down the law and it is now time for all of us to pay attention.
Her highness refuses to attend her upcoming lock down rehab (alas reality will be zooming in momentarily after her Cachaça spritzer wears off…) without her agreed to supplement (for a lack of a better word)- adderall.
For those of you who don’t know, adderrall is short hand jizz for mood enhancer, focus attention apropos and of course synthetic cocaine, not that you or the judge doesn’t mind too much.
tmz: Lindsay Lohan drew a line in the sand during plea negotiations in her lying-to-cops case — she’d agree to rehab ONLY if the facility would allow her to continue taking Adderall … sources close to LiLo tell TMZ.
Our sources say Lindsay has taken Adderall — used to treat Attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder and misused for various other purposes — daily for years. She believes she needs it to function.
But kids here’s the catch. No legitimate rehab facility worth their salt would ever allow a patient (that’s a kind word to use for Lilo I guess…) to check in with the contraband pharmaceutical. It just goes against convention and policy.
Nevertheless, Lilo’s lawyer, master thinker of celebrity misfit inconveniences, Mark Heller has vowed to find a rehab center that will give Lilo her exemptions.
Because what’s the point of rehab if you’re not allowed to bring the good shit with you to the party?