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Kids making mad rants this afternoon courtesy of Delta Gamma sorority’s University of Maryland is none other than this preferred hawt bixch, Rebecca Martinson.
Bixch is the Director of Greek Week/HC Junior Honor Board over there at the University of Maryland which is interesting cause mademoiselle has the penchant to grease up her elbows and let that shit fly. I’ve read the letter three times and I still can’t get the gist of this shit, but I’m guessing something about not coming off social or cool enough or whatever it takes to be appreciated by other inconsequential types that you are desperate to get you to like. I know I am in a shit mood today, but not as a shit mood as Rebecca who manages to make it as sorority hawt bixch of the week.
To read Rebecca’s rant (courtesy of some tipster) go to gawker where that shit is published in full. In the meantime gawk in delight at Rebecca.
Ps Rebecca if you were worried about getting laid (because that’s really what’s at stake here right?) you needn’t worry cause I have the feeling every fraternity brother is going to be looking for you very very soon….
But to whet your tongues here’s a snippet of the good shit:
“But Julia!”, you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, “I’ve been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn’t that count for something?” NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN’T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN’T COUNT BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I’ve not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like “durr what’s kickball?” is not fucking funny), but I’ve gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don’t give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND?
And this shit below is a sampling of some of Rebecca Martinson’s fucked up famous tweets (yes as usual real classy, Rebecca darling you know you are real winner but never mind we all noticed you like to keep them skirts short and skimpy, blah!). Frisky goes on to inform bixch has since deleted her twitter account. Can anyone figure out?
to see more pictures of Rebecca go here
above picture found here
lmaoooo yes, that negative ass of her may pop but no one can see it. She’s a twig. Someone feed this bitch 5 hamburgers ….preferably from cows that were fed GMO corn.
I think she’s hilarious, but because she’s such a stupid bitch. Just because BKI is pointing out what a moron she is doesn’t mean they were offended.
Don’t know about you, but someone’s having a C$^^T P^&%KNG time with her, WHY CAN”T IT BE MEAH!!!!!!
Like a hot chick ever needs to worry about getting a job. If for some strange reason a company doesn’t hire her because every dude in the office wants something to look at while they are stuck in a mindless job, some dude will be happy to pay her bills in exchange for that sweet ass. Rebecca, move to LA or Miami. You’ll be set for life.
Delta Gamma
4518 Knox Rd
College Park, MD 20740
Super ass skinny?? She’s perfect! Do you know how many girls try to get their ass to pop out like that?
Beat face.
What one shouldn’t do is “handle this”. She’s a gross example of what her generation is. HATE her
She’s a disgusting person, through and through. I live in the area. I hope I never see her.
Bro, I’m pretty sure she skips leg day. So….no.
That’s not ‘basic fitness’, that’s super ass skinny. There is a difference.
All of you uptight, PC-softened, feeble-minded drones need to shut the fuck up and live your lives (I know the notion is probably lost on most of you). Serious or not, this bitch is funnier than Jim Norton on steroids. I hope she gets her own column in the Washington Post. If we had another couple thousand like her, all of the pussified, special-interest-obsessed cuntery dominating American politics and social discourse today would evaporate in short order. It also wouldn’t help if some of you pigs out put some degree of effort into looking like her too. Beauty isn’t in the cards for everyone, but basic fitness is.
What do you need it for? Are you out of random houses in front of which to masturbate in the middle of the night?
Let me guess… You’re also sporting multiple chins? She’s funny. If your sensitive little mind can’t handle it, go read about good manners in a 1950s household. I believe one of the Vanderbilts has a great book out on the topic.
I believe it was “cunt punt.” Even better.
Holy smokes, awesome f-bombing! Gorgeous too.
What is “freeky?” This is hands-down the worst blog on the internet.
EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ;D
I don’t care who you are, “c*nt punch” maybe one of the greatest phrases ever.
I was wondering how long it was going to take for the name to come out – i.e., for Google to follow her for the rest of her life… Oh well… Two things come out of this: 1) She’s learned something. 2) She hopefully has a middle name she can start using in replace of “Rebecca,” so she’ll be able to get a job at some point.
What a seriously creepy thing to ask.
http://youtu.be/NQB812PtvgE too funny
Has anyone found her address or her parents’ address?
Degenerate cow? Oh, contraire.
i commend her the delivery might not be what the public wants to or needed to see but the message probably spot on
Her parents must be so proud. What a degenerate cow.