‘Smoked Pot Got Caught! Don’t I look Cool? Not!’
When I was a 12 year old boy caught smoking on my pops cigarettes the bixch made me finish the whole pack which made me real sick and forced me to never pick the shit up until another 20 years later.
That said, for one South Carolina 13 year old his just deserved punishment hardly holds any better as his mum, April Mathison forced the bixch to walk around a busy freeway with a sign a message to the effect that says ‘I don’t even know how to smoke pot behind my mom’s back without that bixch noticing. And now look how UNCOOL I look!’
Offered tough mom: “Sometimes a little public humility is what they need nowadays to get a point across. If this works for him and maybe saves one or two other students from thinking about picking this stuff up, then I feel like I’ve done my job as a parent.”
One of two things is probably going to happen. Brandon Mathison is going to grow up and become a disillusioned coke head or he’ll forever memorize every snicker and beep hurled his way this afternoon as he once and for all puts away the good shit. Never mind, Brandon it was good while it lasted. Sort of…