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Kim Kardashian rips into her black leather dress.

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Kim Kardashian in a black leather dress
Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian in a black leather dress

Tacky and disgusting never mind. Kim Kardashian will always know better than you bixches. 

You know society is in free fall when Kim Kardashian can no longer snake into a dress unless of course her caboose is sewn into it. Literally.

The reality star, set to appear yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live was forced to almost abandon shop when her leather dress started to tear at the seams. Can anyone guess why? Fortunately for Kimbo God sent her an emergency crew who were able to sew her dress back to perfection with her still in it.

Tweeted the media whore:

About to do Jimmy Kimmel & my whole dress rips! Help!!! Time to sew me in…praying this works!’

‘Getting my dress sewn up! I think we can make it work…’

And just like that the world resumed spinning at a dizzying speed with our collective hero once again ordained to look like the make believe shiny rubber doll that she is…

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