Dawnella Joie Jager will not tolerate you bixches trying to take her rightful parking spot. Ever.
Cops busted a jeweler to the stars who allegedly wanted to brawl over a precious Greenwich Village parking spot, authorities said today.
Dawnella Joie Jager, 42, and Meng Dong, 29, both came to the spot at 108 Christopher St. this past Thursday night, police said.
They argued over it before Jager, who was backing into the spot, jumped out of her car, opened the door of Dong’s vehicle and punched him in the chest, law enforcement sources said.
She then allegedly took at swing at Dong, who lives in Queens, with her umbrella, allegedly causing cuts and bruises to his arms and hands, sources said.
But here’s the part that forced puddles of mildew to run down my face:
Jager, a former actress, described herself on her Facebook page as a “quintessential taco and beach-loving free-spirited California girl living (and freezing my ass off) in NYC.”
Yeah very free spirited. And you when she says tacos she means the over burned ones with dollops of red devil peppers.
On Facebook, she also wrote that she likes “unicorns, rainbows, puppies and kittens. oh, and pink.”
Ironically, when it came to her “political views” Jager, wrote, “Can’t we all just get along?”
Isn’t it time you too became a self entitled New Yorker who likes to play with kitties and partake in the occasional fist/umbrella parking spot brawl too?