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The top ten socialite whores of NYC.


appeared somewhat inebriated as she cosied up to photographer Steven Klein at the Night of Stars event in New York last night.

Somewhat inebriated? You jest? We would concur utterly and completely inebriated, but such is the life when you are uber fabulous, existentially bored (yes we very much feel the pain) and prone to have to deal with your utter ‘fabulousness’ every day:

NY Post: “She’s a very eccentric, independent woman,” he said. “She doesn’t play by the rules. That’s what’s so cool about her.”

Indeed and that is why we adore you ‘Daphness,’- because we don’t play by the rules either. So please rejoice, have another shot of pina colada and don’t forget to spritz us with your new designer parfum Comme des Garcons fragrance, appropriately named Daphne, next time we send our photographer to immortalize you.

Congratulations for fending off all the other challengers and clinching this year’s socialite whore of the year. We’ll drink to that!

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  1. It’s not fair. Kristian Laliberte needs to be on this list and Paul Johnson Calderon? Please didn’t he die when he was caught stealing someone’s handbag?

  2. I know sweets, but she should have made a cameo appearance in your latest blog . . . trust me, the number of nights I spent with her counting her pics on PMC and how she bragged of Gibear’s top dog pics on PMC . . . lol

  3. Scallywag, there are some notable exceptions here- Kristian Laliberte, Devorah Rose (whatever…), Liam McMullan and especially you- the biggest wanna be pseudo socialite!

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