Socialite Whore number 8- Richie Rich– Eventually I will be very rich!
Richie Rich a longtime favorite of the downtown set and fumbler of every good opportunity that came his way (but who cares, self destruction can only ultimately be a hero’s story) has one thing that he can feel very proud of and that is he has talent. Real, scrumptious permeating talent that any trust fund baby can run down the street and buy right now and feel proud that they too have acceded to the Richie Rich eventually I will get rich program.
A hit this past season on the catwalks, he invited one of our favorite personas Tinsley Mortimer (who kids you should be proud to know holds the coveted poll position of being number 2 on our list) to sashay down the runway where she was indeed a big hit but frankly only served to make (Richie Rich) RR an even bigger hit when our collective eyelids drooled buckets of honey dew tears when Princess Ellen Degeneres paraded fierce like down the runway with RR counting every $1000 bill that would eventually come his way not to mention all those fantastic party invites we keep seeing him at with us wondering is this the RR party or the XX Charity Party? But never mind, with RR toiling mercilessly for the cameras and proving that talent, relentless belief in one’s comeback, and his new corporate backers and the idea that you’re never out until the last innings is played has brought RR in as socialite whore number 8. Keep smiling for the cameras RR!