Tomorrow is memorial day, a hollow day in which we privileged Americans pay requiem to the generations of brave young men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice by shoving as many deep-fried double-down sandwiches, washing it down with a tub of Mountain Dew Code Red, and reflect digest deeply as we watch the obligatory Law & Order SVU marathon. Obviously, Sarah Palin has made the greatest sacrifices of all, and whoever says otherwise is nothing but an arugula-munching, book reading commie. Sarah should therefore be captioned befittingly.
So show your deep admiration for one of America’s greatest heroes since the White Castle scented candle and name that caption.
a/ If it looks like a moose burger throw it back in the ocean
b/ This is what happens when you keep feeding fish- they get fat.
c/ If we had caught him 3 feet that way he’d be a commie fish, but since we still caught him in American waters, I think he’s safe to eat.
d/I’m going o put him on my wall next to my Prada dress.
e/ This fish represents the bible belt.