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Have you run into the Times Square Gym Dude yet?

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Don't you wish you could be just as fit as the Times Square Gym dude too?

Photography by John Wenrich. 10 billion, 20 billion, 30 billion...

Never mind the Naked Cowboy, Times Square Gym Dude is the real deal.

Kids, the more I keep looking at this hawt bitch the more I keep drooling all over myself and having to look for another paper towel to wipe the awful mess up with.

Anyway, this is what waited for me and Johnny and a few other million people this Saturday evening circa midnight in the heart of Times Square.

Don’t you wish you could be just as hung gung ho the Times Square Gym Dude too?

ps- if you happen to have the real identity to this fine specimen don’t be afraid to speak up.

80 billion, 90 billion, god damn', 110 billion
400 billion, you bitches telling me you've never, 430 billion, seen a grown ass man, 460 billion, do push ups in the middle of, 490 billion, Times Square?
'Marge, was that the Times Square Gym Dude who just walked by us?'
Don't you wish you could be just as fit as the Times Square Gym dude too?

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  • The bitch likes to work out on 42 nd and Broadway- the heart of it.

  • Jenny.

    Hilarious, which street is he usually working out? Better than paying $145 to Equinox…..