Tag: Lindsay Lohan
What are your favorite celebrities doing on Thanksgiving?
Keeping up with nausea.
Just like you, we've been wondering what our favorite (two favorite if you must know) celebs are doing this Thanksgiving day. Shall we examine the hours together?
2pm When Lindsay Lohan wakes up from another night...
Which Media Turkey are You Taking to Dinner?
Surrogate turkeys in your backyard, if you can find them.
Yippee, it's that time of year where you get to see all the people you spend the rest of the year avoiding. We had a little think to ourselves...
The Crash of the Paparazzi Economy is Here.
When the price of your favorite celestial misfit is plummeting.
It looks like it may be time for America to collectively start weeping in their collective napkins with the release of the sobering news that the market value of photos...
Lindsay Lohan has a fit when presented with her champagne bill.
Does being a hot mess entitle one to free drinks? Dilemmas in Hollywood...
Looks like Lilo has gotten herself into trouble again. The latest fiasco (yes, we can never get enough because we're serious 'Lilo-phytes,') occurred when the blonde ditz...
The Fame Game: How the Noughties Have Changed the Face of Celebrity.
As difficult as it may be to imagine, I remain confident that there was once a time when children grew up with the aspiration to be something other than ‘famous’. It seems so far-fetched that at times I have...
Lilo and papa. How to save the family that can’t save itself.
Tweeting that daddy is a loser.
It’s a rare instance when families take their dirty laundry out and air it publicly. Things of course don’t work that way when you are a public figure whose very existence and pay check...
Lindsay Lohan no longer a lesbian for the time being.
Getting it on with hot guys is delicious.
Could it be true (and do you really care)? Gatecrasher reports that Lilo and Hollywood hunk (bunk) actor Gerard Butler were getting it on at some ritzy joint.
The hunky actor reportedly got...
Mama Lohan and Lilo gang up on Papa Lohan.
It’s just a family affair…
The public spectacle called the ‘Blohan fiasco’ escalated over this weekend when it was reported in our favorite tabloid the NY Post (Gutter) that Mama Lohan and Lilo have teamed up against renegade Papa Lohan...
Lohan vs. Gosselin. Gloves Come Off, Shutters Snap.
Media whore showdown.
Breathe easy, my fellow media followers, there is a God after all! It was reported that Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin are no longer BFFs. The unlikely sleaze-duo first made headlines— wait, let me rephrase...
Don’t Ask, don’t Tell. A sensational nightmare.
There is a perverse logic that sends willing able men to a foreign country in order to stand in harm's way but declines to know about his sexual orientation because knowing such things might aggravate the preferred belief that...
Lohans vs Fungus
Another day, another story on La Lohan. At first, it was fun to watch this media brat crash and burn. But slowly, it's becoming more painful to watch. Not only did her fashion debut in Paris fail and earn...
Lindsay Lohan a complete loser and Bomb in Paris.
Lilo humiliates Ungaro and the designer is left wringing its head in shame.
Don’t act as if you didn’t see this coming but Lilo (who is famous at this stage in her life for being America’s highest paid public...
Shouldn’t you be trying out for the Alabama Cheerleader Squad too?
When getting to prance on the football Field is as close to immortality you will ever get.
Some people go on to become famous actresses, others famous writers, business men or other wonderful legacies in the world. Most of you...
Nicole Kidman looks nearly like herself in reality and other faux pas.
When it must be a drag to be a celebrity it’s a real drag.
We read with humor how Australian actress Nicole Kidman was confused by a Starbucks barrista for nearly being her but not actually being...
What should Gordon Brown be doing now that Barack Obama is refusing to see him?
What should Gordon Brown be doing now that Barack Obama is refusing to see him?
When a head of state pisses off another head of state there are only so many remedies.
Unhappy with the way the British government handled the...
