Real Housewives of Dubrovnik.

Why can’t a sleazy show about sleazy and ridiculous people go worldwide?   It just occurred to us as we were looking at some scrawny picture of Kelly Bensimon and her probable ascent to smut and perennial sleaze (she’s destined to...

What should Gordon Brown be doing now that Barack Obama is refusing to see him?

What should Gordon Brown be doing now that Barack Obama is refusing to see him?   When a head of state pisses off another head of state there are only so many remedies.   Unhappy with the way the British government handled the...

Who should Jennifer Aniston be dating next?

Who should Jennifer Aniston be dating next?   The public’s fascination with a public fascination is still on the rise.   We’ve been wondering lately like you why media bitch/ omnipresent cover girl and b grade actress Jennifer Aniston hasn’t been lucky in...

The 7 affable habits of a Gentleman.

The dandy and maverick  Marchel Duchamp once said “one is often obliged in life to either create art or look like art but in my case I prefer both.” In the same vein we are of the opinion that...

Scallywag hangs out with Clive OWEN.

Cinema 1 on 3rd Avenue between 59th and 60th street is not your likely venue for a red carpet event.  In fact, the carpet was maroon, with geometric shapes piercing the diluted palette to the point of psychedelic nausea....

Mackenzie Philips wants to let you know that she slept with her dad.

When the pain (opportunity) finally resurfaces…   Just in time for Mackenzie Philips newest book launch – ‘High on Arrival,’ this morning the general media is making the latest rounds on indiscreet behavior and well being- that said it set its...

London Fashion Week. Brands Back to Britain.

LONDON, U.K. Hooray for London Fashion Week! In the face of all this adversity, doom, gloom and downright depressing state of affairs London Fashion Week is stepping up its game. It's no secret that the industry generally regards London...

London Fashion Week: Fat is a Fast issue…a Mark Fast issue

As confirmed by Mark Jacobs and the runways of New York Eighties styling details will be key come Spring/Summer – with a 2010 twist of course! On this side of the pond another Mark; Mark Fast, known for his...

Get ready to start flying like standing sardine cans.

Just when you thought flying was bad enough it’s going to get a tad uglier.   Everybody start screaming the words ‘yummy,’ and ‘scrumptious,’ about the new fun innovative way to start flying in a plane just waiting to be tried...

Untapped Fashion and Music turn Up at the Time Hotel.

  Late one recent Saturday night in the dimly lit INC LOUNGE at the TIME HOTEL, (Times Square NYC) an untapped resource for fashion and music made new friends. Honoring Mercedes Benz Fashion week '09 with emerging and talented artists,...

NEW Yorkers for Charity at the Boathouse Gala.

  The Boathouse Gala that played this recent Friday night was hosted by “New Yorkers for Charity,” a non-profit organization founded by John Nicholas, John Schutty and Paul Newman. Designed to raise funds and awareness for charitable organizations that often...

Clive Palmer pisses off Australia.

When buying your daughter a birthday gift causes you lots of headaches. Like most countries in the world – Australia is feeling the pangs of a world wide recession. That said that didn’t stop Clive Palmer (who at best only...

To Worship Fashion or not to worship?

The late, great, and oft-profound David Foster Wallace articulated the following idea in his 2005 commencement speech to Kenyon College (please indulge the long quotation)   “Because here's something else that's weird but true: in the day-to-day trenches of adult...

The Fashion Idol: Trying to Understand what happened to it?

    Fashion at its base level is the choosing and wearing of clothes and accessories as a way to communicate a particular sensibility. What you wear and how you wear it ostensibly serves to define not so much your tastes...

GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN; BAD GIRLS GO EVERYWHERE.

In school, the good girls always made first place, but it’s what happened after school that I always found intriguing… Just recalling the neatly primped hair, fruity lip balm and freshly pressed blouses is enough to extract a cringe from...