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A shoe that tells potential suitors: ‘I am not available to fuck you.’

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Arfango shoes- 'I'm not available.'
Arfango shoes- 'I'm not available.'

Kids this is the shoe that I will one day rush to buy the minute I have convinced myself I will never stray from whoever it is that I have chosen to love exclusively. Yes it’s called the ‘I’m not available ,’ to cheat behind my significant other’s back tonight. And how much can these beauties (by Arfango available at Barneys) be had for? $249. Wow- on my current paycheck that will be a few months. But who can resist when these beauties used to cost a mere $635?

Remember gents, next time you feel inconvenienced at the bar, at the office or wherever hawt bixches flock to you don’t bother showing your wedding band, pointing to your significant other or even bothering to whisper ‘I’m already taken,’ just whisper ‘the answer is waiting for you under the table.’

It’s only a matter of time before this little hawt bixches become unisex….

jezebel

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